new signings

[Guest]

i've heard today that the club have signed olly adejki (centre back)and gerome browne(goalkeeper) from bilericay, is this true because they're both excellent players and of course played with moorro.

 

anyone know anything yet.?

[Guest]

where do you get your info from mate! I know that Mick is trying to strengthen the squad but I KNOW for a fact that he has not signed either Ollie whoever and some other goalie!!! Are U trying to make people think that you are in the know.....muppet!

Yes Mick is going to strenghthen the squad, but in his own way and time..... stop guessing and wait for "official announcements"..just like the rest of us fans.

[Guest]

so thats a no then is it,

[Urchino]

I hear we are getting new sponsers maybe Prozac would be a good idea <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

Jerome John perhaps.

By the way who is this character Uncle Urchin who is upsetting everyone on the Kettering Site.

[Uncle Urchin]

I am the original Uncle Urchin.....seventh urchin of the seventh urchin...direct descendent of the great god urchinero.......creator of the urchinverse....... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

upset anyone....not me mate......all I did was wind 'em up and quite rightly so.........anyway......I get the blame for everything duntyaknow...... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

poor old uncle......tell you what though.....

 

if our Chairman had said what there's did we would have never heard the last of it.....

 

ha ha ha ha...great stuff....they can all dish it out but they dont like getting it back do they..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Urchin fan]

is there any word on the new players we are bringing into the club and perhaps an official word about the players that maybe leaving us.

[Ofiicial]

nothing to report as yet.....be patient and as soon as anything happens we'll post on here......

 

these things take time... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

[Jimboy]

is it true we are in talks with Beckhams hairdresser ?

 

I get my info from Pete Pike a bloke down my local.

Knows everything does Pete.

He said Arsenal should have signed up 11 Arsonists for their run in ..... that way they would not have thrown away their last 4 matches.

 

Be Lucky

[Nette]

well we've heard about 'bigamists' at west ham jimbo but that's a new one.

 

hmmmm...beckhams hairdresse, we'd rather have david!!

[Urchino]

How did i know that was coming about David....gordon blimey and they say about us blokes only thinking of one thing! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Ps i can get Becks former Hairdresser he works in Leigh-On-Sea but got the sack because he told a tabloid that D.B got him to fly out to the World Cup to do his hair.

 

[Mean It Mick]

Yes that fella worked in Staffords.

I live near there!

 

Most you Hornchurch fans are probably bald or grey anyway!

 

Or greasy as most nerds have!

[Urchino]

Bit like Tommy Dalgarno then.....Mate

 

Greasy and Bald sound like the christmas party at Wakering

 

Sorry....Mate what league you in?

[Guest]

He's persistent I'll say that for him. A bit like the Japs they used to find in the jungle 20 years after WWII.

 

Haven't you heard mate?.....The urchins have left the building. Unlike GWR!

[Little Miss Urchin]

Great Western Railways!?

[Guest]

If you like!

[Urchino]

Well There all of the Rails thats for sure

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

hey listen you guys...mean it micks alright....... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

 

he has a wonderful command of the queens english....he can play footie in any position......(sundays only mind you)...and the ladies love him cos he's so charming........and...... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

duntya just know his barnets falling out.... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

ha ha ha ha ha ha.......... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />