Overseas Players

[Chris Clapham]

THIS WAS NOMINATED FOR BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR - WORTH SHARING

 

 

 

A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK .

 

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........

 

'Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'

 

The passer by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican!'

 

The man goes on and encounters another passer by. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK !'

 

The person says, 'I not British, I Polish!'

 

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Britain !'

 

That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Russia , I am not from Britain !'

 

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a British?'

 

She says, 'No, I am from Africa !'

 

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the British?'

 

The African lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably at work'

 

[Teflon]

following on from the theme above, received a text message yesterday saying " make the most of it England is white again"

 

Made me chuckle.

[Big J R]

I trust this isn't a bit of racism creaping in !!

 

Remember Carol Thatcher and her (alleged) 'One Show' gaff !!! Golly, what a larf !