deeper and deeper into the warren we went........

[Halifax Lass]

 

Oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

You're sicker than I originally though Official!!

[purly spencer]

spelling babe, spelling!!!!!!!

[Big J R]

I think Matron's taken Officials keyboard away !

[Halifax Lass]

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I think Matron's taken Officials keyboard away !

Thank god for that!! Being in the business I won't make the mistake of saying he's suffering from schizophrenia but he definitely has a split personality! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

I used to be a schizophrenic, BUT

 

We're both fine now !!!!

[Ofiicial]

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''being in the business I won't make the mistake of saying that he's suffering from Schizophrenia but he definately has a split personality''

 

what's one diagnosis between friends.....especially as you're ''in the business''......who needs to go to a doctor....get a diagnosis on the forum......free of charge.....very professional...... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

everyone that posts on here has a dual identity...nuff said ''sayeth the kettle to the pot''...... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

forum requirements...don't take the p*** if you can't take it back.....

 

you got a taste of you're own medicine tonight Lassy and you definately didn't like it....perhaps think on next time you wanna wind someone up...two way traffic duntyaknow.... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

one last thing....

 

quote....

 

''one doesn't come from here darling...one just works here''......... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

forum requirements....

 

always remember what you say and always a good idea to suss out the opposition prior to attacking.....by the way...

 

which Ryman League Club did you say you supported...... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Ofiicial]

oh by the way...one last thought.....

 

''such epithets like pepper,

give zest to what you write;

and if you strew them sparely,

they whet the appetite;

but if you lay them on to thick,

you spoil the matter quite;

 

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[pabird]

Good morning Lass and who has spilt your milk,never heard you so tetchy

On the number of wifes issue certainly a man should only have one good wife (plus one bad mistress)

Cows? from down south!, seen many north south and in the middle but mostly the problems arrive with a load of old bullocks

Come on Lass look on lesser beings as unfortunate

[Halifax Lass]

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quote

''being in the business I won't make the mistake of saying that he's suffering from Schizophrenia but he definately has a split personality''

what's one diagnosis between friends.....especially as you're ''in the business''......who needs to go to a doctor....get a diagnosis on the forum......free of charge.....very professional...... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

[color:"blue"] ] Schizophrenia actually does not mean what most people think - It does not mean someone has a split personality [/color]

everyone that posts on here has a dual identity...nuff said ''sayeth the kettle to the pot''...... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[color:"blue"] Too true but I only have one!! [/color]

forum requirements...don't take the p*** if you can't take it back.....

you got a taste of you're own medicine tonight Lassy and you definately didn't like it....perhaps think on next time you wanna wind someone up...two way traffic duntyaknow.... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[color:"blue"] Oh but I did!! I'm prepared to take as much as I give but I object when I'm getting it from the same person posting under a numer of different guises. Perhaps I should register as loads of different people and do the same thing. [/color]
one last thing....

quote....

''one doesn't come from here darling...one just works here''......... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

forum requirements....

always remember what you say and always a good idea to suss out the opposition prior to attacking.....by the way...

[color:"blue"] Darling, I remember exactly what I said..... it's your interpretation. I don't come from Halifax, I don't live in Halifax but I do work there. I never said I came from darn sarth!!! [/color]

which Ryman League Club did you say you supported...... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[color:"blue"] I don't think I ever said I supported a Ryman League Club, did I. Perhaps you're thinking of one of your other women!! [/color]

All's fair in love and war darling........ <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

great stuff.......luv it .....luv it.......trust your meeting was successful this morning....

 

just for the record.......I was only posting under Official...non of the other posts were mine......

 

now don't get paranoid Lass........!....and......

 

seeing as though you don't have Ryman Club to support....you are now an 'onoury urchin....

 

free 'at and scarf on its way..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Urchino]

All too High Brow for me u know !!!

[Halifax Lass]

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great stuff.......luv it .....luv it.......trust your meeting was successful this morning....

just for the record.......I was only posting under Official...non of the other posts were mine......

now don't get paranoid Lass........!....and......

seeing as though you don't have Ryman Club to support....you are now an 'onoury urchin....

free 'at and scarf on its way..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Wow thaks Unc......an 'onoury urchin...that's a great honour. One thing though. There's no way I can compete with Urchinette...certainly not in those departments!!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Meeting lasted THREE hours and only made me more determined to find another job!!!

By the way my bio says who I support and as I'm coming down this weekend would it be alright to pick my 'at and scarf up on the way?!!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Halifax Lass]

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Good morning Lass and who has spilt your milk,never heard you so tetchy
On the number of wifes issue certainly a man should only have one good wife (plus one bad mistress)
Cows? from down south!, seen many north south and in the middle but mostly the problems arrive with a load of old bullocks
Come on Lass look on lesser beings as unfortunate

Sorry pabird

Work is making me more than tetchy. Daft though it sounds the "Pub" is keeping me sane at the moment. Whilst helping others with their mental health problems I'm Going Slightly Mad myself!!!!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Off down the M1 this weekend for a few days "respite" so I'll give you a thought as I pass Kettering!

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[pabird]

Well good for you at least on The Pub it is possible to watch the progress of people with severe mental health problems

[Uncle Urchin]

including 'Borg' stalkers pabird..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[pabird]

Ill reply to you when convinced there is only one of you

PS On the issue concerned I speak from experience you speak in optimism

[Big J R]

'Borg' stalkers ?

 

All getting too technical for me.

 

I thought it was a female tennis player with some un-spellable name that got stabbed in the back !

[Uncle Urchin]

tut tut pabird.....where's your sense of humour........

 

I accept your view on Mr Borg...but you surely must also accept mine.....without optimism football wouldn't survive...

 

all fans think that they're gonna win something next season.....thats what the games all about ...opinions.....

 

you are obviously offended by our baiting you over the Borg issue.....well you were going on a bit well after you had made your point..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

nonetheless...no offence was intended it was meant to be humerous..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

 

as for my identities....well I have two registrations...you all know what they are........ <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

but I only use one at a time...!!!..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

nice to see you back in cheery mode....'spose we all got on each others nerves a bit last night......

 

always the same when there's nothing on the telly.....!

 

as for the urchinette...well...it is her......no shame these northern girls duntyaknow.....anyhow....she'll soon put on 14 stone if I marry her..........so we'll leave things as they are......

 

I aint gonna catch up with 'Henry' anyway am I......

 

won't be about this weekend to give yur the 'at and the scarf but next season you are welcome at little ol' 'ornchurch and we'll present you with it then.....

 

have a good weekend.....

[Urchino]

I can never imagiune Uchinette weighing the same as 14 stones neverming 14 stone! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

Leave OUR not Boreham Woods George Borg or i will get the lads round all 2 of them! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />