To take your mind of the matters of publicity & finance

[Guest]

I have composed a ditty that I will be singing on the terraces during the summer and early autumn months.

 

Gravesend are great,

but Northfleet are the best,

I really love to watch them,

just wearing pants and a string vest ..

 

 

Surely that will increase the amount of ladies both young and old , turning up to visit our humble ground.

[Big J R]

Are you Shore ?

 

Shore ! Gettit Seashell?

[Wobbly Wayne rides again]

I would keep concentrating on yer cockles, Mr. Seashell and leave the songwriting to Lennie Mac and others .

 

But if it was cheeky Trev T in his vest and pants , then we would have queues of screaming young girls lining the length ( oo er missus ) of Stonebridge Hill.