Cameron Diaz wants a New Lodge Season Ticket

[Rick the Dick]

See last paragraph:-

 

http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html...mp;in_page_id=7

[The Town Crier]

 

 

 

ahh yes, but will she help out behind the bar if asked...

[finisterre]

Doh! If she'd have come earlier in the season I could have done my 'There's Something About Clarey' joke.

[The Town Crier]

 

 

When Cameron does turn up I hope she has a decent footballer in tow, FAB'S I think they call em

 

 

 

[Rick the Dick]

Apparantly her boyfriend is this 37 year-old, former bricklayer turned male model, from Upminster. Think I may have spotted him at the Bridge last time. But then, they all look the same to me...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[blackballed]

We threw him out for hanging around outside the gents bog...........

[The Town Crier]

 

 

Has he been hit with the Ugly stick Rick.

 

[Rick the Dick]

I couldn't take a view on that, TC. Never been a good judge of male asthetics, apart from my own, of course. I'd ask the wife when she gets home, but she'll probably want to know why I'm on the internet looking at photo's of oiled up young men. And I can't actually think of a convincing excuse.

 

 

[The Town Crier]

Originally Posted By: Rick the Dick

I'd ask the wife when she gets home, but she'll probably want to know why I'm on the internet looking at photo's of oiled up young men. And I can't actually think of a convincing excuse.

And if Blackballed is to be beleived ...good choice Rick, best let it lie

[blackballed]

Originally Posted By: The Town Crier

Originally Posted By: Rick the Dick

I'd ask the wife when she gets home, but she'll probably want to know why I'm on the internet looking at photo's of oiled up young men. And I can't actually think of a convincing excuse.

And if Blackballed is to be beleived ...good choice Rick, best let it lie

[coxy65]

Cameron Diaz has been spotted in Billericay over the last couple of days driving a black soft top 6 series beamer with the number plate CAM !!