tonights do

[lesbos]

im sitting here with a ticket in my hand,thats right its for the urchins new years eve do,40 bleeding quid it cost,now i need some clarification all drink is free yes??

i saw uncle yesterday and hes given me permission to work my way through the top shelf, do you have any decent claret behind the bar? so its free all night yes?? no charge?? so i can drink for nothing for hours with this ticket yes??

i dont tend to eat food as it interferes with my alcohol intake but if its free i might force some down me,are we talking cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks here or some proper fecking grub.

anyway me and my uncle frank are leaving basildon soon and should be at the bar about 4 o'clock with tickets in our hands,is it possible that a member of your bar staff could pre order an ambulance for me and my uncle frank to be rushed to Hornchurch hospital at 5 minutes past 12 with alcohol poisoning, thanks.

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

[lesbos]

annie see you later mate,happy days.

[Depeched]

Originally Posted By: richard193

im sitting here with a ticket in my hand,thats right its for the urchins new years eve do,40 bleeding quid it cost,now i need some clarification all drink is free yes??
i saw uncle yesterday and hes given me permission to work my way through the top shelf, do you have any decent claret behind the bar? so its free all night yes?? no charge?? so i can drink for nothing for hours with this ticket yes??
i dont tend to eat food as it inferes with my alcohol intake but if its free i might force some down me,are we talking cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks here or some proper fecking grub.
anyway me and my uncle frank are leaving basildon soon and should be at the bar about 4 o'clock with tickets in our hands,is it possible that a member of your bar staff could pre order an ambulance for me and my uncle frank to be rushed to Hornchurch hospital at 5 minutes past 12 with alcohol poisoning, thanks.

[blackballed]

Poshblade off

Ps appy noo year

 

[Nette]

Originally Posted By: richard193

im sitting here with a ticket in my hand,thats right its for the urchins new years eve do,40 bleeding quid it cost,now i need some clarification all drink is free yes??
i saw uncle yesterday and hes given me permission to work my way through the top shelf, do you have any decent claret behind the bar? so its free all night yes?? no charge?? so i can drink for nothing for hours with this ticket yes??
i dont tend to eat food as it interferes with my alcohol intake but if its free i might force some down me,are we talking cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks here or some proper fecking grub.
anyway me and my uncle frank are leaving basildon soon and should be at the bar about 4 o'clock with tickets in our hands,is it possible that a member of your bar staff could pre order an ambulance for me and my uncle frank to be rushed to Hornchurch hospital at 5 minutes past 12 with alcohol poisoning, thanks.

I was informed that the paramedics did a stomuch pump at 2.00am this morning (was it you)

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

It was a fantastic night.

Had a lot of fun

 

Well done to Colin for organising it all!

[Hornchurch "O"]

It must have beenn.

You only woke up at 9.46?

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

i woke up around midday