Webmaster in need of a holiday?

[Hawkeye Pierce]

On Town website!

 

"Season's Greetings from your Webmaster

Please accept with no obligation, implied or express, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the holiday* of your choice on or about the winter solstice, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all,

 

And

 

A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of onset of the year generally accepted to be the calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to a diverse, multicultural and cosmopolitan society have helped to make Britain great (not to imply that Britain is any greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith (or lack of it), gender or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

NOTICE, DISCLAIMER AND CONDITIONS OF GREETING

 

By accepting this greeting you are accepting the following terms:

 

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable, provided that there is no alteration to the original greeting, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

 

There is no promise by the wisher, express or implied, to actually implement any of the wishes for him/herself or others.

 

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever is the earlier. The aforementioned warranty is limited to the replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

 

*As used herein, the definition of the term "holiday" is limited to its secular meaning, without regard to its etymological definition from the English language words "holy day". "

 

 

[Steph]

AD

 

I see your humour bypass operation was successful.

[Hawkeye Pierce]

must have been a tripple then?

[townerboy]

that was a spam mail i got emailed last week. i would prefer none of that on the club website. (an more player news as well. but i appreciate it is not done as a paid job)