Bennefits of being married.

[EFM_Costello]

Pro war

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Hardly a minger though am I?

[EFM_Costello]

Brought up in a wealthy familly

[Colin Zeal EFM]

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Pro war

Yep - you've sealed it with that, Costello. Welcome to the family!!

[EFM_Costello]

I can drive

 

I know tyou canbut you havnt got the bottle do drive any more

 

This means i can drop her off to school church etc

 

I havent got a criminal record

[EFM_Costello]

I dont think your a minger

 

Well just wait for smash hit awards next year and see how you do mate . Being famous will let you know exactly how good looking you are

 

You never know you might end up being the second only guy to get on the front page of elle after David Beckham

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I can also drive and know the rail network, Costello has been known to call me for train info.

 

My criminal record means he/she can learn from my mistakes

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Being famous isn't a good gauge for how good looking you are as most people then want to sleep with you anyway, not that I'm complaining

[EFM_Costello]

I'm younger which means i can still play with them when there growing up.

 

I'm in a stable relationship so you can rest asure leaving the little one around my house to play.

 

Now would you feel safe leaving it around efmtftv flat

[Colin Zeal EFM]

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I can also drive and know the rail network, Costello has been known to call me for train info.

Funnily enough Thornsy, I'm not going to pick a Godparent for my child on the basis that he knows about the rail network!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[EFM_Costello]

OH AND I DONT TAKE !!!!!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I see i'm starting to lose this argument, that doesn't happen often.

 

One last throw....

Your baby can be on the front of hello magazine when we sell them the rights to the christening.

The godparent has to take care of the child if anything happens to the parenst I'll be rich by then and could afford the best in care, Costello would leave him/her on the building site <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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OH AND I DONT TAKE !!!!!!

But you do start acts of random violence, a equally bad example to a little'un

[EFM_Costello]

No offence mate but if the baby did appear on the front of the Hello Mag with you.

 

She would bullied for the rest of her time in school.

 

( once agin not agreat selling point )

[Colin Zeal EFM]

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Well, I only have two mates who are Tories - you and Dave Ash.

Forgot about Laz - make that three!!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Most importantly, they'd need to be brought up as Thatcherites.

 

Costello?

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Ok, me and my wife had a discussion about any future children and their Godparents, and the following Godparent requirements were decided upon...

 

• Must be a Tory
• Must be a Royalist
• Our child must be brought up to detest Arsenal/Aldershot and love Spurs/St Albans
• Must be brought up to appreciate The Beatles and early-'90s Indie Music
• The Godparent must be rich as fk

 

Hmmm, ok then, these were just my requirements. Emma muttered something about 'knowing the difference between right and wrong' and 'concentrating hard in their studies', but hey, that's women for you. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[CANV EFM]

put me down for number 5

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Can't do 1 and part of 4 (altough I do reconise thier contubution to modern music)