Jade

[SteveP]

If you think Goody Junior is bad you should see the one-armed lesbian mother, hardly a great loss to hetrosexual men the world over.

 

Think the family could certainly find their place in a trailer park in america's deep south, or Markyate for that matter!!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Maybe it was comparing the two on the box last night, that made young Jade seem so attractive.

 

The mother really is hideous!!

 

 

[Claire!]

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If you think Goody Junior is bad you should see the one-armed lesbian mother, hardly a great loss to hetrosexual men the world over.

Think the family could certainly find their place in a trailer park in america's deep south, or Markyate for that matter!!

She would probably fit in really well in Markyate. Considering that the locals have the same accent, so she wont be out of place!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[YELLOW]

I think her and Jeff Brazier are well suited to each other!!

[SteveP]

I used a know called Simon from Markyate and he only had the use of one arm, maybe that's why I thought of the place and not the interbreeding.

[Claire!]

I know a Simon with one leg

[Rob_the_Saint]

What was she, 4th worst Briton out of the top 100?

 

I'd rate her higher than that, definitely.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I see Tony Blair came in at number one.

 

Obviously the poll was conducted before he led our country to glorious victory in the middle east last month!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[pabird]

Handy substitute if the hoover broke down

[SteveP]

I'd rather call the hoover engineer than that!

[pabird]

Pole Vaulter?

[Big J R]

'Dyson' has more suction, allegedly !

However, Jade has the orifice !!

[Tall n Cool]

Does she have the Orifice on DVD? If so can I borrow it? I love that programme!

[Big J R]

Now that IS a programme with a couple of decent birds.

 

Don't know about the DVD though !

 

Dreaded Venerial Disease ?

[Tall n Cool]

Do Virgins Doit?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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I see Tony Blair came in at number one.

Obviously the poll was conducted before he led our country to glorious victory in the middle east last month!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Thatcher was number 3 - People don't forget!

[Northern Monkey]

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8 vodkas!