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How could anyone think that, alcohol wouldn't be strong enough, I reckon you'd even be struggling with LSD.

 

But this combo might work:

 

A Bottle of Southern Comfort

A Bottle of JD

A Paper Bag

A gag

 

then at least you don't have to listen or look at the annoying feckless bint and you'll be so drunk you won't remember a thing.

 

 

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Any Port in a Storm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(and, incidently, it's pi**sing down here in Surrey, so what the hell !)

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All too fussy in this day and age, OR too bl**dy good looking to have to be fussy !!

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Thanks you St Albans Guys:

 

My name is John, not Johnny and I'm NOT thick, but I appreciate the thought.

 

Mmmmmmmmmm.... on 2nd thoughts !!

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