BEDFONT v STAINES

[Guvnor No1]

Middlesex cup tonight

 

Should be a cracking game get yourself down there

 

[Krooner]

Why do you need the car headlights to shine on the pitch ?

[Guvnor No1]

yer it would be nice Krooner

[Big J R]

Take a few bob for the meter, Kroons ! You know you can afford it !!!!

 

[Krooner]

I could JR until I bumped into that El Guffer kent !!!!

 

Well swerved Guvs

[johnnojudo]

We could strategically place Teflon and Duncs directly in line with the oncoming aircraft traffic for Heathrow and then angle their slapheads towards the ground which would deflect the airplane headlights on to the pitch, thus giving Bedfont enough light to play the match.

 

Unfortunately cant make the match tonight as we are training. I'm only 45% fit so need to get some training in before NGU on Saturday.

 

I was only 25% fit when played against Guv and his crew!! Could only manage 4-0 So need to put in some work!!

[Guvnor No1]

we'll see how fit you are in feb you Kent when i smash them dodgy ankles.

 

and where my tenner?

[johnnojudo]

Sorry mate..... forgot about the tenner i owe you!!

 

Its in my pocket where you were the whole match!!

[Big J R]

Originally Posted By: johnnojudo

We could strategically place Teflon and Duncs directly in line with the oncoming aircraft traffic for Heathrow and then angle their slapheads towards the ground which would deflect the airplane headlights on to the pitch, thus giving Bedfont enough light to play the match.

Trouble is, it's a bit foggy these days !

[Ex EL_Gaffer]

Ha, sorry mate!

 

For those that are wondering, i told mini krooner at saturday's match that santa was getting him and his brother a nintendo wii each for xmas!

 

Don't let them down mate!!

[Guvnor No1]

your pockets aint big enough you plum, anyway i know this is a busy time of year for you making all the them presents with santa you little Elf so i bet your glad all these games are off, tell santa i said hello

[Guvnor No1]

why is it Johnno you got a massive head that just dont match your body, it looks like an apple on a tooth pick very wierd.

[Guvnor No1]

 

Johhno is at the back

[Guvnor No1]

 

QUALITY

[Guvnor No1]

Johnno looked well intimidating before the game

[johnnojudo]

Laughing at your own jokes Guv!! Nice one!

Let someone else do it.

 

Christmas must be a busy time for you too mate!!

 

I'm just an elf but you manage to roll an Elf and Santa Clause into one you fat dwarf!! Love you!

 

 

[Green Pea]

I believe they like to be called "Little People" JJ

[Guvnor No1]

Johnno is ok m8 i didnt mean to hurt your feelings, but why is your head so long, you must admit you have MASSIVE head.

dont try and swing this on me Johnno, dont mind the fat but come on dwarf, you cluching at straws now and they cant be that tall for you either.

[Guvnor No1]

Originally Posted By: Guvnor No1

Johhno is at the back

you covered the ground so well Johnno, i like the way you wear your socks up over your knees

[Guvnor No1]

I might not always be a fat kent Johnno, but youll always be a DWARF and always be the runt of the litter.