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Help! My life’s a Tragedy.

 

I Don’t Know What I’ve Done To Deserve This. I’ll Never Be The Same Again. I should have taken heed of pabird and Big JR, even official but He seemed such a Melancholy Man, so intelligent, a Sad Sweet Dreamer not a Sex Bomb. Anyway, Something Got Me Started, so I gave into Temptation and I’m now Living of the Edge. My friends say Get a Grip but I’m in such a Fever I can see no Hope for The Future.

 

Even now just thinking about his scintillating messages can Take My Breath Away. I wish I Could Turn Back Time to before I said Come On Over spend A Little Time Here With Me. I realise that it’s Something Stupid to expect him to travel The Long and Winding Road from Enfield to Halifax and I guess if Everybody’s Talkin and Moneys Too Tight To Mention …………..

 

It’s not as if I wanted Sin in The City, That Don’t Impress me Much. It was More Than Words, it was invisible, Spiritual Love but It’s Over. I know Everybody Hurts but my life is now nothing but strawberries, yoghurt, Cigarettes and Alcohol, Two Beds and a Coffee Machine and its Ironic cos the Drugs Don’t Work anymore.

 

You know who you are, you…you…. Devil Inside and if you’re reading this You Can Go Your own Way and I hope it gives you some Satisfaction.

 

I’m now going to Shed a Tear or two!!!

 

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Bye Bye Badman, it's no good now. I Want To Be Adored. Do You Know What I Mean?

 

You totally Mystify me, it's a New Sensation. Why do you always Disappear? Come Monday it's no use saying Baby Don't Cry cos all weekend I've cried Bitter Tears!

 

 

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cor blimey.....couldn't make it all up culdya........this is.....

 

what happens when the looney left are let out... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />....and the anti golfing........female tattood brigade..... are allowed to drive...... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

saints above......its armageddon......ish...... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

YOU KEEP ME HANGING ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

and finally, George Michael's latest release........

 

"RUNNING DOWN A TOILET WALL !"

 

(again, I don't believe I just typed that !!)

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Lass was this post intended for readers Digest and placed on here in error
No fooling the real men on here Lass? T.L.C remains your number 1 essential ingredient


Oh dearest pabird you can see straight through me but I doubt if anyone could be as caring and sensitive as you.

I bet you can remember when you were one of The Young Ones, bet some Living Doll drove you Crazy. I bet you wrote Love Letters and wept the Tears of a Clown when they came back Returned to Sender. She must have had a Wooden Heart to do that to you. Unfortunately it's no use worrying about Yesterday the only thing to do is Let It Be!

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Little bit ahead of your timing their Lass

I attended a blackboard jungle where we rocked around the clock in desperate search of energy outlets that could be described as climatical

Truth to tell never had to claim I could get no satisfaction although if you could really see that far back it was all a bit animal magic

I learned to dance the night away and all that jazz but never could get the thing of leaving my chewing gum on the bedpost overnight

If you beatled your way over the stones their was always Frankie, Ella and Billy (E) and only the pack animals followed the cliffs or hung on to the cilla(s)

Oh and thanks for the memory

(I could do with some new ones)

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I think they've all gorn mad...

no wonder me ol' china 'Officials' booked 'iself into the Priory for a few days....

ha ha ha.....


Uncle Urchin.......now whose alias is that I wonder?

Poor Official, is he suffering from stress or is it sex, drugs and rock and roll that's driven him to the Priory. (Or just senile dementia)?!!!!!!!!!

My work colleague used to be a nurse at the Priory........... the stories she can tell!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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it was the Last Train to London Lass and Midnight Blues that got 'im......I think that his Dancing Queen ran orf with a canvey fan! and Money's To Tight To Mention....all in all...The Heartbreak Hotel will get 'im better I'm sure......

 

christ ...I'll be in there soon as well...... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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