Nominations for The Forum Awards 2008

[Spidermanor]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke

Gayer of the Year - Rhodes

Greg Dyke - How do you work that one out, I have six children and a partner so how can I be gay.

A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.

A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description. "Mother of six," he would say, "Get me a beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for dinner tonight?" This type of situation persisted to a boiling point.

Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yelled out, "Hey mother of six, I think it's time to go!"

The wife seized the moment and shouted back, "I'll be right with you - father of none!"

[cantos]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke

Gayer of the Year - Rhodes

Greg Dyke - How do you work that one out, I have six children and a partner so how can I be gay.

I have 4 children and if i had my photo taken with Julian Clary he would be tagged as the butch one.

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: BlueGate Alan

You looked gay to me Rhodes when I saw you

Was that at Bridge Avenue, I can't actually remember you, anyway looks are deceiving.

[Rams-sixty]

Told you Rhodes wouldnt of fancied you even in that dress you wore at HX,Alan,....i thought Rhodes was looking more like a funeral director myslef,,....

[Rhodes]

Ramsgate60 - So were you at the Hornchurch v Peterborough game then, you should have introduced yourself. You must be missing your friend Nellie on here since she childishly defected to another Forum.

[Pagey]

 

The Banter King - Rhodes

Minx of the Year - mentalists bird

Gayer of the Year - Rob Butler

Biter of the Year - 90% of ebbsfleet

Best Wind up Merchant - Rhodes

Best Rant - UU and ebbsfleet

Worst Banterer - Sanderson

Best Double Act - Dave and Alan in the box all fecking day

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: cantos

if i had my photo taken with Julian Clary he would be tagged as the butch one

Is that a cue for a Norman Lamont joke

[Greg_Dyke]

Rhodes,

As far as I understand current street slang, the word "gay" is no longer confined to the meaning "homosexual"

It can now be translated as being "sad" "out of touch" and even "pathetic"

 

you can pick your meaning from my list...It also means happy and carefree by the way

[Willo the Cat]

Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke

Rhodes,
As far as I understand current street slang, the word "gay" is no longer confined to the meaning "homosexual"
It can now be translated as being "sad" "out of touch" and even "pathetic"

you can pick your meaning from my list...It also means happy and carefree by the way

maybe we should write to Oxford or Collins to see if they will replace the word 'Gay' with 'Rhodes'

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Cantos

Nominations for this years awards will start on the 20th November with the Poll starting the 15th December.The Awards will be announced on the 8th of January

Cantos - What about the Poll, when will you be doing that.

[Barney Rubble]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke

Gayer of the Year - Rhodes

Greg Dyke - How do you work that one out, I have six children and a partner so how can I be gay.

Only gay people say they have a "partner"

[Darter]

Originally Posted By: Pagey

Biter of the Year - 90% of ebbsfleet

oh so very very true ....

[Rhodes]

Darter - Would you say I was gay, be honest.

[smallsy]

it is outrageous i have not been nominated or won anything. do you lot know who i am?????

[MCP]

Your a nobody now mate

[coupwotcoup]

As you have been hoist by your own petard, you are now soooo last season's man..

[Rhodes]

Hi Coup - Were your ears burning yesterday by any chance

[coupwotcoup]

They normally do... then again I prefer to follow Oscar Wilde's train of thought, in that there is only one thing in life worse than being talked about and that is not being talked about.

[Greg_Dyke]

coup is more talked about than the diet coke guy, except he is better looking

[coupwotcoup]