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I wouldn't risk it Dave. Unless you want rid.

I can help there. TRY.

 

"Darling, what would you do if i won the lottery?"

Her answer would probably be "Take my half and leave you".

You tell her good, i had 3 numbers up, here's a fiver now go.

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Went to a match once.

All 1st half had a pillar in front of me.

Spotted a guy with an empty seat next to him.

At half time i went and asked if it was anyone's seat.

He said it was the wife'd but she couldn't come today.

I aked why he couldn't get anyone else to come?

He replied "They're all ay her funeral"

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Ah yeah.

 

But yeah but, yeah but, here's a proper 'poem'

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv9rILExaXo

 

Yup, it's 'Sussex by the sea' (rather than Jaywick Sands by Canvey Island oil refinery)........ but each to their own I suppose.

 

Where would an urchinette rather spend a weekend?

 

C'mon girls. I know Brighton and Sussex rather well.

 

I'm open to offers you know.

 

:-)

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Urchinettes: Oh stop playing hard to get.

 

Two pints of lager and a packet of condoms please?

 

Anyway, I intend renting a property in Sussex (probably on the coast) for a few months next year.

 

If nothing else, the kitchen floor is available to 'accommodate' you.

 

My 'wallet' is open to inspection by all available urchinettes.

 

In the meantime, why not just 'Hitchin' A Ride' :-)

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pdbUO12todk

 

I'm not sure which urchinette is in the opening sequence - but she'll do for me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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