a day in the life of a typical urchin

[urchinman1961]

for me i was bolt awake just after 4 am on sunday mornin,guts were churnin over not knowin wot to do with myself went down watch a bit of sky sports couldnt settle bit of clearin up to do.wife taxied me down to moons at 10 am,amazed at how many people already in there drinkin,a big brekkie to start washed down with a couple of pints then escort the (bear) ratman to the ground,posh fans already at the windmill and arrivin in numbers by coach and car,gates not open for another 15 minutes ,atmosphere startin to buildthats it we're let in and the drinkin and banter begins atmosphere really startin to build up now more drink non stop fans new and old notice j,lo burbs,bostock and harry elmes along with barry fry ,the bear is sparrin with the rabbit the bear wins on points ,kick off time approaching the ground is chokka cannot get mu usual spot on the eastside so i stand further along near where the docile posh fans are standin ,its a proper cup tie now not much in it krissy lee scoops one other the bar and we bundle the ball by hand into the goal,deffo hand ball but it seamed easier not to handle it,half time now nuffin between the 2 teams,second half the urchins have 2 glorious chances but to no avail the clocks windin down now with the urchinfaithfull in full song thinkin of the replay at posh but this is the cup ,dale spills a shot rite in the path of mackail smith of all people ,i dont think mclean was to impressed about pimp my ride but there u go 6 minutes of injury time or wot ever u call it now and the final whistle.the boys on the pitch have done us proud think the mighty urchins are on the map and the posh were happy to escape with wot they did they knew they had bin in a game ,well it was a few more pints then home for some sausage,mash n onion gravy then bed and work monday mornin but oh wot a day everyone can hold there head high today ,proud to be an urchin you should be

[Hornchurch "O"]

Did you enjoy the day, then?

Nice to see you can remember it.

[urchinman1961]

O that was a quiet one for me only about 8 pints and a nip of whisky from joseba hip flask thanks mate that warmed my cockles(as my wife has banned me from takin mine),but i did remember a fantastic day and will talk about it in years to come to my childrens childrens children