Tonight Ressies v Hythe Town in Floodlight Trophy

[Bitch]

Ressies are currently 2 up courtesy of Coleman and Morris

[Bitch]

My man at pitch side reports the Gate Ressies could be 5 up by now and playing them off the park. Mullins in goal has not been challenged...

 

A balmy and dry evening and some flowing beautiful footy being played. A crowd estimated at around 150 which is a great turn out for a Tuesday night with the Champions League on the telly.

 

Mr Yorath is casting his eye over the future Gate players and sends his regards and mentioned he's up for grabs for a dinner for 2 on the Misa raffle!

[Bitch]

Gate are now 3 up thanx to a fine header by Greaves. What a saint!

 

Just when Hythe had started to get into the game. Mullins made his first save to deny an effort that tried to breeze past his ear...

 

 

[Bitch]

Hold onto your hats the silent listeners! 4 up!

 

Quaine took posession of the ball, made a maisy run through 6 of thier players to slot home under the hapless keeper. The stunned crowd have burst into an orgy of conga dancing and are rocking around the pitch. They aren't use to it

[Bitch]

5 up! Jimmy Jonny Greaves

 

Must have been a Yorath signing

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FKrudZWROe0

 

It's a funny old game...

[Bitch]

Calm down viewers!

 

You may well ask if the conga has come to eel? Yes, they are cheering and going mad

 

My man of the moment reports it could be 10! That's no bad reflection on Hythe who have come to make a match of it. But, the Gate lads realise they are being watched. The 1st team manager is casting his eye and they are all trying to impress. This has lifted the lads and brought out the best of british in them. They are playing for Queen, Country and Mr Yorath.

 

 

[Bitch]

Sorry for the delay folks. I know you've been on the edge of your seats, but...On calm reflection, our action man (Taffy) serene now after congoing around the ground has spoken....*take a deep breath*...

 

Every player shone tonight. From Mullins in goal for his one save to all the players under his experienced command. Though it seemed a comprehensive rout, Hythe battled the whole game, but the Gate lads were just too strong for them.

 

A very vocal and loyal 150 crowd cheered the lads on to victory and the chanting and encouragement spurred the lads against a very courageous Hythe.

 

Sir Yorath is impressed with individual performances and have given him food for thought, which is quite uncanny as i've won the Misa have a meal with the Manager raffle prize

[Bigmacca]

sounds like a great performance!!

who was your man of the match then B*tch sounds like you was well into the game LOL

[Bitch]

Well Hakuna my MOM has to be Mullins for just being there and looking pretty in the goal and whose sheer presence scared the oppo

[Bigmacca]

haha looking pretty? you sure you are talking about pat

who was your MOM for outfield then lol

[Bitch]

Mullins the thinking womans tasty Morsel

 

Outfield - All of them

 

Not that i was there obviously as i was having to be the on forum reporter, but i do have the ability to read between the lines of the reports filtered through from our man at pitch side and conjure up a picture...

[Bigmacca]

well thats gotta be promising with TY there .. well done lads

[Broadstairs Dave]

It was a delight to see this game. Shoot on sight certainly paid dividends. No doubt BGA will post his usual brief 10000 word report later. I wonder if he will mention that very agile reporter who rescued the ball fron behind the stand and kept the game flowing.

[michael]

Attendance of approx 150 -wow !!

 

Whats caused that-good to hear though

[Broadstairs Dave]

Lots of cars there when i arrived.

[Iris's Tea Hut]

Fockit! I couldn't get my kids to bed until 8.15, so decided not to venture out for the second half. I am really gutted!!!! Well done to all, and I particularly enjoyed the reporting!!

[BlueGate Alan]

Well my report is going to sound boring after Jane's now

 

No comments from Pagey please that it usually is

 

For MM it was more like 50 not 150

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

well im sure your report is based more on fact from the actaully game rather than a load of fiction!

[BlueGate Alan]

Well Jane did get the goal scorers right

[blueblood]

Was more like 50. This figure also includes the players who didn't make the team or bench. Injured players youth players and a managers meeting that was taking place at the same time, parents ang wives / girlfriends. Take these away and you are left with a few hard core supporters Perhaps 10?.