Gosport fan and the Slough love poem

[brighton_rebel]

If you want words that rhyme with Slough

Try some like how now cow or take a bow

Unless of course you want to play rough

And mispronounce their name as in tough

 

But they will really tell you to **** off

If you say it as in sloth or maybe cough

It's also a name that can be a pile of poo

If you think the suffix rhymes with through

 

But now let's turn to football matters

Last season your team was in tatters

Disaster loomed or so we all reckoned

Relegation to the pub league beckoned

 

But surprise surprise you're here again

Slugging through the cold autumnal rain

Plotting for this seasons survival plan

Was Houdini perhaps an ancient Slough fan?

 

Now although the weather might be dank

At least you're richer than your bank

At least a very warm welcome you'll find

Especially if you leave three points behind!!

 

 

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