Road Accident

[Burnham Lad]

 

A farmer named Seamus had a car accident.

In court, the lorry company's fancy hot shot solicitor was questioning Seamus. 'Didn't you say, to the Garda at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?' asked the solicitor.

 

Seamus responded, 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the...'

'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?'

 

Seamus said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road....'

 

The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the G

[Eric's here Again]

not bad Andrew , Got a chuckle out of me .