Women Cause Trouble

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I've just realised that all the trouble I've ever had in life has been caused by women.

 

I've never been happier, than when I was that 15-year old virgin in my room, discovering the Stone Roses and the Charlatans for the first time, homework discarded all over the floor, and a crafty woodbine on the go.

 

I'd love to travel back to 1989/90 - what a great place to go.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

i told you not to get married....

all the trouble in my life has revolved around strong lager

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Nah, my wife, mum and sister are cool.

 

It's the several million other women that are the problem. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

Five Women I Like

My wife

My mum

My sister

Maggie Thatcher

Cilla Black

 

Women I Don't Like

The rest of them

 

On it tonight, CANV??

 

 

[Rob_the_Saint]

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I've never been happier, than when I was with that 15-year old virgin in my room

Tut, tut Colin, see why you got 21 years now... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

just got in.. so i cant claim i 'had it large' .. but i was out way to long to classify it as 'smalls' after work..i'd have to rate tonights beer consumption as 'mediums'

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Maggie Thatcher didn't like you CZ!

Sorry to shatter the fragile relationship you have with women!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Spurned again.

 

Of course, with numbers 1, 4 and 5, it's purely sexual!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

If you were from Wisbeach or Bourne you could of had 2 and 3 as well <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />