Spurs Jokes - Sorrry TSF, couldn't resist!

[Terrence Collina]

Tottenham boss Juande Ramos was caught speeding the other day - rumour has it he will do anything for three points.

 

"London Underground wish to apologise for the severe points failure in the Tottenham area"

 

"What have Spurs and a cocktail stick got in common? They've both got two points"

 

[Krooner]

Ramos calls the head groundsman into his office. I would like to congratulate you on such a fantastic pitch says Ramos. A lot of it is down to you says the groundsman. How is that says Ramos

 

 

 

Well you put

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

its fair game TC, no need to apologise.

 

 

 

 

[Rattled07]

Even Rusty won more points than Ramos!!!

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

reading had 21 points by christmas last year, anyone know how they got on?

 

[Ex EL_Gaffer]

Originally Posted By: Rattled07

Even Rusty won more points than Ramos!!!

Haha.....ouch!!

[Big J R]

I'd better move Rusty's tea-mug in the changing-rooms, then !

 

[Terrence Collina]

yeah, those w@nk3rs at Reading cost me my job!

[Krooner]

Easy TC

 

TC = Biggest Grudge Bearer ever !!!!

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

"If the financial situation at West Ham is as bad as is being portrayed in some quarters, they may well go into administration and face a 10 point deduction in the Premiership.

 

They'll still be ahead of Tottenham on goal difference!"

 

quoting from kel on the hornchurch forum

[Jake F]

Should you really be making jokes at your own teams expense? Ah well, win some, lose some - Tottenham win none.

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

I got given a new Tottenham dining chair today, it came with the instruction "place at bottom of table"

 

OXO have brought out a new flavoured gravy called Tottenham Hotspur, laughing stock.

 

 

 

[Big J R]

I like your slant on the subject, Spurs Fan !

 

At least you have a sense of humour !

[Terrence Collina]

I was playing Scrabble and had enough letters to make 'Tottenham Hotspur Football Club'. I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two points.

 

I just went down to the newsagents and bought Tottenham Hotspur magazine. Thank goodness they had porn mags to hide it in.

 

I met a really kinky girl last night. She said humiliate me

[Big J R]

P-R-I-C-E-L-E-S-S, TC !!

 

 

No. 4 actually made me laugh out loud !

[Terrence Collina]

Richard Branson was considering sponsoring Tottenham, but pulled out as he did not think it would be a good idea to have Virgin printed on the shirts of a team that gets fecked every week.

[sadolleftback1]

Enough Spurs jokes I think. He is my mate and I know it hurts. Can't wait to see him and chuckle over a pint of Pride(Or maybe the lack of it in Spurs case),

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

never enough spurs jokes sado, we totally deserve it right now.

 

the season ticket comes with kiplings "If".

 

Theres always tomorrow,come on you spurs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

and darren bent scored

[Big J R]

I sincereley hope me old mate 'Appy 'Arry can turn 'em round.

 

After Saturdays performance, looks like it might happen.

 

I also liked his forthright statement in the press today.