is this ramos's last game..?

[Uncle Urchin]

rumours in the premiership corridors of power say so if he loses at stoke and they are down to 10 men but have just equalised with a goal nearly a mile offside....

 

 

 

 

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

and darren bent scored

[Uncle Urchin]

a turkey jeff at 17 million quid....there is a force 8 blowing across the pitch so I expect more errors and drama...

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

wev'e got two golden turkeys on the stands above the halfway line, so perhaps he has come home!

 

if he was called miguel ole biscuit barrell and we'd bought him from inter real bayern united fc of brazil for 3 banks and a tank full o petrol his goal scoring this (pre) season would have us all drooling.

 

but actually hes called darren and he can score against stoke from 4 yards

 

 

 

 

[Uncle Urchin]

ha ha...he did well to hold off the defender tho so we'll give him that......even if he was 2 yards offside when the ball was played....

[YELLOW]

That second half was eventful. Nasty injury to Corluka though.

[Hornchurch "O"]

Ramos was caught speeding on the way home.

Well, he needs all the 3 points he can get.

[urchinman1961]

they must be regrettin lettin jol go,serves em rite the way they treated him and i do beleive he's top of the bundesliga with hamburg so he's had the last larf, maybe they will dig up sid james and make him manager as it's a rite carry on down there

[Hornchurch "O"]

They could have Barbara Windsor up front.

[Kel]

I understand Spurs have announced this morning that they are changing the theme tune their players will run out to for future home games. Preview here:

 

http://www.last.fm/music/Boots+Randolph/_/Yakety+Sax

[urchinman1961]

followed out by ernie and 2 ton ted

[Kel]

If the financial situation at West Ham is as bad as is being portrayed in some quarters, they may well go into administration and face a 10 point deduction in the Premiership.

 

They'll still be ahead of Tottenham on goal difference!

[Greg_Dyke]

Spurs are away to Udinese tonight....

 

It's either gonna be a plucky away draw, or a cricket score for the Italians...

 

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Tonight?

[Hornchurch "O"]

Greg is a Closet Yid.

Dreaming he's in Champions League.

[Skid]

Bloody underground has been playing up again tonight.....apparantly it was to do with a serious points failure in the Tottenham area

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

[AncientBlue]

Why do you insist on taking the P1SS out of Tottenham, you know it's a pointless exercise.

[Hornchurch "O"]

Premier league fixtures may be cancelled this weekend.

 

This is because of reports of betting irregularities.

 

Someone actually put

[UrchinYid]

i admit that is a gd one ^^.. but ive heard them all now once we get another couple of points that triangle and toothpick joke will be out the window!