Our humble club house and lack of alcohol!

[Giant Reed]

I agree with your sentiments entirely.I fear we have both fallen victim to the evil machinations of the hovis man.I have heard that he is a notorious rabble rouser,and i for one refuse to dance to his tune anymore.

As for your challenge,may i suggest a few alternatives?

I propose a drinking contest after the next home game.Lets see who can chug the most pints of chemical Ali's finest in the clubhouse.

Afterwards we can hold a projectile vomiting contest in the car park,followed by a game of hopscotch,and then a fist fight.

We could round the evening off by holding a JOHN HIGGINGBOTTOM LOOKALIKE COMPETITION,to be judged by the regulars in the duke of york[both of them].

By the way,are you related to the North London Burton-Groves? I ask because i am close friends with their neighbours,the Drayton-Parks'.

[Hud Hastings]

Whilst your proposal sounds intriguing, I feel that it may put me at somewhat of a disadvantage as I have just got off the phone to the Drayton-Parks(Who say hello by the way)and they confirm that this behaviour constitutes a normal Saturday for yourself!However after championing the fayre in said clubhouse I feel I must step up to the plate so as to speak and I thus accept your challenge accordingly

[Giant Reed]

The Drayton-Parks' are filthy liars! I NEVER play hopscotch!

It's a girl's game!

 

For girls!

 

I only suggested it because i thought it would be right up your alley.

Do you reckon i'm barred from the clubhouse now??

[Hud Hastings]

You can live in hope!

[Big J R]

An interesting sign appeared in our club bar recently.....

 

"Please Do NOT Take The P1SS Out Of The Clubs Beer.....

 

It Needs All The Flavour It Can Get !!"

[The Hovis Kid]

Bloody hell fellas...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

As I started this topic / argument I now pronounce it over!!!! No more ranting, raving, talking, shouting, fighting on this topic!

 

I look forward to the game of Backgammon!!!! Much better than pistols at dawn!

[Giant Reed]

Nice one Hovis kid!

 

I'm glad you've finally seen sense!