Madonna and Guy Ritchie to Divorce

[Rhodes]

It has been on the cards for a long time and they had been leading separate lives anyway, a tell tale sign was when Madonna only stayed for an hour at Guy's 40th birthday party recently.

[Darter]

All clear now for you then Cliff??

[BlueGate Alan]

Does he like Guy Ritchie then Sal

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Darter

All clear now for you then Cliff??

You mean with Madonna, she's not my type and besides I'm holding a candle for Bitch. Anyway I've heard Madonna is seeing New York Yankees baseball player Alex Rodriguez which was the straw that broke the camel's back as far as Guy Ritchie was concerned.

[Eastside Urchin]

madonna is a filthy slut

[Darter]

Lol Alan ... and Rhodesy, just be careful with Bitch, she is a heart-breaker

[Eastside Urchin]

and a ball breaker

[Rhodes]

Urchin Mentalist - How do you know, what's the score with you and Emma by the way, has that fizzled out.

[Eastside Urchin]

about a year ago rhodes lol!!!

 

[Rhodes]

I can't say that I'm Guy Ritchie's biggest fan and I couldn't name one of his films, I'm surprised Madonna stuck with him for as long as she did as they seemed like chalk and cheese.

[Greg_Dyke]

I don't think Guy will try to SNATCH as much money as he can.

I think he'll be more concerned about who gets custurdy of the kids

[Rhodes]

Greg Dyke - I'm not so sure about that, I understand that Guy could fight for up to

[NeutralFan]

Surely he's just best rid of the freak quickly... pretty sure

[Greg_Dyke]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Greg Dyke - I'm not so sure about that, I understand that Guy could fight for up to

[Rhodes]

Greg Dyke - I strongly believe that it was the Kabbalah that came between Madonna and Guy Ritchie, the sinister cult seemed to have an unhealthy hold over Madonna and Guy simply went along with it in order to please her. As you know she threw millions in the Kabbalah's direction and bought them a

[Greg_Dyke]

I think it was Madonna's desire to return to the USA.

 

I am sure I will be proved correct.

[Rhodes]

Greg Dyke - To be fair the Kabbalah stepped into the breach when cracks in the marriage first started to appear and they attended marriage counselling at the headquarters that had been purchased with Madonna's millions. At the informal counselling sessions both promised to reduce their work schedules and not be apart for more than a week at a time, they also pledged to support one another's interests and career paths and Madonna also agreed to postpone her plans for another adoption until next year. Of course all of this only lasted five minutes and since that point the marriage was sadly doomed to failure.

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

I'm holding a candle for Bitch.

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke

I think it was Madonna's desire to return to the USA.

Greg Dyke - Yes you're not wrong although it wasn't the only reason. Madonna had already been spending a lot of time in New York and when she announced to Guy that she had tired of England and they were upping sticks for the US he hit the roof saying that he didn't want to move away from his roots and family. Obviously this went down like a lead baloon with Madonna and of course it spelt curtains as what Madonna wants Madonna gets.

[Eastside Urchin]

kick her in the fanny i say!!