For all Spurs fans

[Frankie100]

A blind bloke claims that he can tell which club badge is on a football just by holding it and listening to it so they hand him a ball and he feels it before holding it to his ear, I can hear Lions so it's Millwall.They are amazed that he is right and hand him another, again he holds then listens before saying I can hear guns firing so It's Arsenal.Brilliant they say and hand him another but without even listening to it he says thats Tottenham. That is incredible they say but how did you know without even listening to it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Easy he said It's going DOWN!!!

[Iris's Tea Hut]

I guess you'll be the guy with singed eyebrows on saturday then, Frankie? Not funny. Not sure if it is even a joke. No humour in it. At all. In fact I won't even bump it by responding...

 

 

 

[Margate Don]

A Spurs fan tries to hang himself wearing a Tottenham kit. The police arrive just in time, remove the kit and dress him in suspenders. The man asks why. The police reply, 'To avoid embarrassing your family'.

 

A man jumps into a pool of sharks, swims around then climbs out. 'How'd you do that?' says a boy. 'Look at my T-shirt', he replies. It reads 'Spurs for fourth'. Even the sharks won't swallow that.

 

Ramos walks into Burger King and orders two Whoppers. The man at the counter says, 'OK, you'll break into the top four and win the Cup'.

 

What's the difference between Spurs and a triangle?

A triangle has got 3 points!

[Boney Crisp]

Originally Posted By: Frankie100

A blind bloke claims that he can tell which club badge is on a football just by holding it and listening to it so they hand him a ball and he feels it before holding it to his ear, I can hear Lions so it's Millwall.They are amazed that he is right and hand him another, again he holds then listens before saying I can hear guns firing so It's Arsenal.Brilliant they say and hand him another but without even listening to it he says thats Tottenham. That is incredible they say but how did you know without even listening to it.







Easy he said It's going DOWN!!!

Get it right Frankie i'm only half blind, but the rest of it was true

[Guernsey Tom]

Sadly for Frankie, Fulham can be substituted into these jokes every season !!!

[Iris's Tea Hut]

Here you go Frankie, tell these to your old man:

 

"London Underground wish to apologise for the severe points failure in the Tottenham area."

 

 

"David Blaine was gutted to hear that his record of 48 days in the box doing absolutely nothing has been broken by Darren Bent."

 

 

"You can buy 'Spurs, The Glory Years' from most shops, priced

[Frankie100]

One I was told today by a Spurs fan

 

Why is Spurs like a fire.

 

 

Both got Stoked at the weekend