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[Nette]

There are now speed humps down the drive at the stadium

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: URCHINETT

There are now speed humps down the drive at the stadium

You've laid the Hasbeens out then Nett? They got the right HUMP since the gals took thier old hill

[Eastside Urchin]

just crashed into the turnstyles due to no warning signs,who do i make the claim out to???

[Baron of Black Fen]

Something to fall over on the way up the hill after a Saturday home game.

[Hornchurch "O"]

That's the stairs to the bar.

Must be re-directing all power to the flood lights.

[tinky]

Originally Posted By: Biased Bob

Something to fall over on the way up the hill after a Saturday home game.

Got a v good point there bob! This probably means I'll require someone to carry me home on a sat and tues in future, lord knows I struggle up that hill on 2 feet normally when I'm pissed!!!! Any takers......?

[BlueGate Alan]

Damn I wish I lived closer

[Eastside Urchin]

no you don't mate lol!!!

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

i nearly tripped over the top one on the way down.

 

Any chance they can be painted a glow in the dark colour?

 

[cantos]

Originally Posted By: Urchin Princess

i nearly tripped over the top one on the way down.

Any chance they can be painted a glow in the dark colour?

That is nothing unusual,you are a clumsy cow at the best of times.

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

why u little ****er!

 

[Hornchurch "O"]

Mega Bundle.

[Hasbeen]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Originally Posted By: URCHINETT

There are now speed humps down the drive at the stadium

You've laid the Hasbeens out then Nett? They got the right HUMP since the gals took thier old hill

You may have had a physical presence on the hill but everyone knows spiritually it's ours

[Bitch]

The speed controls are now only known as humps, cos the Hasbeens never did have speed

[blackballed]

Easy there young uns.......its the pace that counts

[Hasbeen]

We were known for our staying power

[Bitch]

Yeah, they couldn't get you out the changing rooms!

[Darter]

The Hill is Ours. Speed humps are just a distraction.

[Hornchurch "O"]

As far as i can make out.

Speed humps = Woman's boobs.

 

Definately there to cause a distraction

and to slow you down a bit from getting to the main event.

[Dagger03]

I noticed the speed humps approx one second after my car took off - but whose idea was it to put them there?

 

 

 

If it is the council's, then perhaps they could spend their money more usefully on the floodlights.