AFC Hornchurch v Mertsham FA Cup Latest

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Unfortunately i was not able to go to the game today as my pussy of a son wanted to watch 'One Tree Hill' instead.

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Today we will be also be covering 'The Battle of Hasbeen Hill' which has recently been downgaded to a 'Hump' by the 'Geographical Soceity'.

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Team News:

 

Jerome John,Coyne,Brown,Purdie,Goodfellow,Tomlinson,Curley,Janney,Lee,Styles,Green

 

Subs:Hodges,Barnard,Wall,Robert Burgess,McFarlane,Bouchard,Bowditch,Mitchell Stewart-Evans Fatang Fatang Ole Biscuit Barrell.

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Hastings 0 Tooting 1

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'The 3 Weird Sister' supported by Joe Kinnears daughter have made a unsuccessful attempt to gain control of the 'Hump'.

 

Bitch in a effort to distract the Hasbeens by flashing her boobs left her back gate wide open while rolling down her socks and fell fail of a classic Urchin Mentalist move.

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The Eastside supported by Darter are more bawdy than ever.

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Dartford 0 Margate 1

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Urchinman61 is spouting off that he wont give up his No 2 position without a fight.

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Biased Bob in his part time role of researcher for the Genelogical Soceity is enquiring the parentage of the Eastside linesman.

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Hornchurch 1 Mertsham 0

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Ramsgate 2 Canvey 0

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Hornchurch scorer was Dean Green

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Cantos do you ever feel that you are talking to yourself?

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I do and that's the way i like it,so feck off

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I do it for the benefit of those who at the game,who are so senile that this is the only way they remember the game.

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Half Time 0-0

 

There is a further attack on 'The Hump' as the regulars have left the 'Prawn Sandwich' brigade on guard duty whilst they purchase there half time beverages.

 

The Weird Sister have recruited a Blakey from 'On The Buses' lookalike to assist in there endevour.It only cost them a peck on the cheek.

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A boozed up Nette has joined the fray and is dropping vowels everywhere.

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Originally Posted By: cantos

A boozed up Nette has joined the fray and is dropping her bowels everywhere.

Thats not very lady like

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Wealdstone 1 Carshalton 0

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Dont ignore me Cantos or I will hijack the thread