The Office

[Colin Zeal EFM]

It's all go here today.

 

Not only has it "turned out really nice", but also the photocopier is on the blink.

 

And now, would you believe it, we've run out of paper for printer!? "I just can't believe how quickly we get through it," exclaims OfficeWoman... every bloody time we run out. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

I wish people would just leave me alone.

 

 

[Claire!]

AAAAAA babe!! Chill!!! Just nod, smile and wave!!

[The Caretaker]

Wait 45 mins. or so ..... go to the pub for lunch !!

 

Always works for me.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Lunchtime beers already planned!!

 

 

[Claire!]

i can't go to the pub as i don't have a long enough lunch break so i have to use the NSW method!!

 

do you know, i am getting really annoyed now as the office is sooo boring and when there is work, the clients leave it until the last minute to tell us and then we are all running round like idiots!

 

Once agin, if anyone has any jobs going, please let me know!!!!

[Guest]

 

It's turned out nice today. They said it would. Can't believe we go through so much paper, where's it all go? Oh! That reminds me, we're short on paperclips as well. Goodness me! It's all go here I can tell you.

 

Colin and George are so moody these days, anyone would think it was raining. And that Colin-always enjoying a few sherries down at The Fighting.. oh ! i'm sorry a rude word, I call it The Fighting Hens, haha !

 

Not a good weekend though, I found out my Roger has been with another woman for the last 10 years.They said he would. Men-all they think about is... oh! another word I can't say. I mean she's 24, what does a man of his age(54) see in her?

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Shut up and get on with your work!!

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Claire, what's the NSW method? It's been puzzling me. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Claire!]

NSW = Nod, Smile and Wave!

 

It then allows collegues to think you're listening to what you're saying but actually you're off in cokoo land!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I've got the net on, championship manager on the go, some tunes on the CD player, window open to see the pretty birds walking by and feet up. One train running 5 mins late and ebeything is fine!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Some cloudy cider for me tonight, and all will be right with the world again! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Well I opened my big mouth a bit too early yesterday at about 1630 we had a train failure, then 3 more it was non-stop until I went home. This of course meant my stab at champions league football with Notts County went by the wayside.

 

It's not much better this morning although I'm in charge. I've cancelled and part cancelled 10 trains already <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[MK James]

 

It's you who keeps cancelling my trains down to London! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

No! But that'll be one of my Bletchely colleagues, I just cancel trains across London <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Claire!]

It's soooo blooming boring today!!! i really need to sort my job situation out!!!