Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani

[Rhodes]

How long do we think this relationship is going to last, obviously Danny Cipriani is like the cat that got the cream but I'm sure our Kelly will soon see through him, besides he has hair.

[Big J R]

He ain't daft !

 

I would !

[PatMan]

Isn't Kelly missing a little something that Cipriani usually goes for in his ahem, 'women'?

[Greg_Dyke]

ball handling skills

[Rhodes]

I note that these two are still together, I didn't think it would last this long

[Ian_W]

is this Rhodes admitting he was wrong

[Big J R]

Hmmmmm !!!

 

[Rhodes]

How long do we think this relationship is going to last, obviously Danny Cipriani is like the cat that got the cream but I'm sure our Kelly will soon see through him, besides he has hair.

Well this was the post I made on 8 October and I'm astonished they are still together, I didn't think that Cipriani would be Kelly's type

[Rhodes]

How long do we think this relationship is going to last, obviously Danny Cipriani is like the cat that got the cream but I'm sure our Kelly will soon see through him, besides he has hair.

I see that Kelly Brook has unsurprisingly parted company with Danny Cipriani after a surprisingly lenghty 22 months together having grown tired of his childish mood swings and refusing to follow him to Australia which would clearly wreck her film, tv and modelling career.

[Rhodes]

I see Kelly is pictured in the press today with, shall we say, 'a male companion' leaving posh Italian restaurant, wait for it, Cipriani in Mayfair. I wonder what 'loser in love', Danny Cipriani thought as he undoubtably saw the pictures splashed across The Sun and The Mirror to name just two.

[Rhodes]

I wonder what Danny Cipriani thought when he no doubt saw these pictures of his former girlfriend recently:

 

http://www.dailymail...-cool-down.html

 

[Eastside Urchin]

I see the dirty old slapper is shagging a 16 year old new zealander a year or so after shagging his dad,classy girl

[Big J R]

Bl00dy luck 16 year old New Zealander, if you ask me !

 

[Rhodes]

Incredibly Kelly Brook appears to have reunited with Danny Cipriani for a holiday in the Maldives. The pair could be about to rekindle their romance after being spotted boarding a jet

together in Dubai to the Maldives before taking a private sea plane to a remote island. My guess is Cipriani has unsurprisingly been unable to live without Kelly following their break up in June and begged her to go on the no expense spared trip with him in the hope of winning her back.

[Rhodes]

Are you sitting down folks, Kelly Brook is, wait for it, pregnant by her current boyfriend Thom Evans who have only been dating for five months. I wonder whether it's a rebound thing from her relationship with Danny Cipriani.

[Rhodes]

Apparently Kelly Brook confessed to Danny Cipriani that she was pregnant in January and he alegedly said that he 'was really happy for her', I wonder whether Jason Statham and Billy Zane took the news on the chin in the same way when they found out. Thom Evans must be like the cat that got the cream and the most envied bloke on the planet at present knowing that he has the most lusted after woman in the World exactly where he wants her.

[Rhodes]

I see that Danny Cipriani is getting treatment for severe depression in Melbourne where his rugby career is currently hanging by a thread. Cipriani is plying his trade with Melbourne Rebels on a lucrative contract however he was dropped from the Club's tour of South Africa in May following 'off field breaches of behavioural standards' involving the demon drink. Clearly Cipriani is struggling to get over his split with Kelly Brook after being unceremoniously dumped for being childish and immature but then who wouldn't be suicidal as Jason Statham and Billy Zane will no doubt testify.

[Rhodes]

I wonder how Kelly Brook feels about Danny Cipriani returning from down under, where he has been playing for Melbourne Rebels, and signing a lucrative three year deal with Sale Sharks, it should be interesting:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-union/17459922

 

[Big J R]

I wonder how Kelly Brook feels about Danny Cipriani returning from down under, where he has been playing for Melbourne Rebels, and signing a lucrative three year deal with Sale Sharks, it should be interesting:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk...-union/17459922

 

Depends how good he is, 'Down Under', Rhodsey !

 

[Yugow]

Don't think there going to last!

Edited March 25, 2012 by Yugow