How dodgy are you???

[Tall n Cool]

Try this site to ascertain your worthiness in society etc etc

How dodgy are you?

 

Click this link, and take the test!

 

My potential years in prison (based on maximum sentencing) = 97, with a potential max. fine of £7000??!?!?

[YELLOW]

Bloody hell!, What you've been doing then!

I'm a perfectly law abiding citizen according to that although I would probably be a dead man if I lived in South East Asia (I'll say no more). Better start changing things then!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

21 years

 

£9,500

 

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[MK James]

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £4500

 

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[Chubbhead EFM]

I got 15 years and a fine of £2000. That's not too bad!

[Claire!]

By the way, shouldn't they change the law about the mince pies? I mean if i ate a mince pie on xmas day infront of cuddles, will he arrest me for brekaing the law?

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I have a horrible feeling that I've just sussed out that 'Cuddles' may well be Richard Wilmot. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Claire!]

Cuddles is so sweet!! He really is a nice guy!

[The Caretaker]

F**k me. I got 103 years and £7000.

 

Perhaps I need help <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

122 Years

£9500 fine

Possiblility of the death penalty

 

I only answered No to 3 of them!

[The Caretaker]

Yeah ...but I'm a good boy. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

He-heh! Only you and I have managed to get such a large fine! Shame I let the side down with such a paltry jail sentence, though! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Northern Monkey]

40.5 yrs

£2000

 

[GHA EFM]

Cuddles is married. I don't think Mrs. Cuddles would be too pleased at someone else calling Cuddles Cuddles.

 

Quote:

Years in prison: 100.5 Potential fine: £2000

[Claire!]

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Cuddles is married. I don't think Mrs. Cuddles would be too pleased at someone else calling Cuddles Cuddles.

Yeah, i know Cuddles is married, but he still needs a cuddle. Anyway, i'm not too sure if Mrs Cuddles would appreciate GHA sticking his tongue in Cuddles ear. Bit dodgey if you ask me!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[GHA EFM]

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GHA sticking his tongue in Cuddles ear

I don't know anything about that. Honest HKS.

[Claire!]

Well i have the photo here, on my desk of cuddles and your tongue is in his ear!!!

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Oh yeah, that. It wasn't in his ear, just nearby.

 

I think I'm gonna stop all this now...

[Claire!]

LOL!!

[HelenC]

I have got to see these photos!!

 

Anyway, I cant imgaine Mrs Wilmott calls Mr Wilmott 'Cuddles', can you? He probably waiting for her too though! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

 

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