Lets all laugh at Tottenham...la la la la

[Silencer]

A bloke came into the pub last Sunday with his dog, a border collie...he

was watching Portsmouth vs Spurs...when the final whistle went and Spurs

had lost, the dog went absolutely mental ... growling, barking and even

tried to bite a couple of people...I said to the man " Blimey, he does

that every time Spurs lose...what does he do when they win? "

And the man replied ... "don't know, I've only had him 5 months"

[Kaiser Jnr]

Give me the name of that bloke, and I will go and shoot his dog then

[dickiedocker]

spurs have asked the local authority if they can build a new stadium on northumberland park, it got a knock back, a spokesman for the council said " a fair ground twice a year is fine but a feckin circus every two weeks is not on"

[compaq7500]

Tottenham Release New Toilet Roll

 

Perfect for dealing with crap at the bottom

 

Tottenham Hotspur have launched their own brand of toilet paper to compliment their football team. A speaking person said,

[dickiedocker]

saw ramos at kings cross station the other night.............................................................................................................................

trying to get 10 players out of a machine.

[compaq7500]

Osama Bin Laden sent out a new video to prove he was still alive, in it he said SPURS were rubbish recently.

 

Britsh intelligence dismissed it saying: ''That could have been recorded anytime in the last 8 years''...

 

[compaq7500]

 

What does THFC stand for ?

 

THEIR HEADING FOR CHAMPIONSHIP

 

[compaq7500]

What do the Premier League and a cowboy have in common?

 

They both have spurs at the foot.

 

All trains through White Hart Lane have been cancelled due to a massive points failure

 

[compaq7500]

An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "I'm a bit worried - can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"

"Of course," replies the doctor, "Where do you think Spurs fans come from?"

 

[Kaiser Jnr]

What does this thread have to do with the ESL???

 

Queen Bee - BAN THEM!!!

[Silencer]

Originally Posted By: Kaiser Jnr

Give me the name of that bloke, and I will go and shoot his dog then

Im sure he does'nt care...with your shooting you would only miss anyway!!

[Kaiser Jnr]

Shut up fatty

[compaq7500]

Did you hear the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?

 

They had pictures of Tottenham players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

 

 

 

 

 

[BOROMAN]

Originally Posted By: compaq7500

Did you hear the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?

They had pictures of Tottenham players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

As a Spurs fan I should not be adding to my owm misery but what the hell......................

There was an annoucement at Liverpool Street Station last night. It said that there was a continuing points failure at White Hart Lane!

[Kaiser Jnr]

I might as well jump on the bandwaggon, as I keep getting jokes via texts and emails!!!

 

A boy goes to social services moaning;

 

"Please help me, my parents keep beating me".

 

The social service helper asks "Why don't you go live with your grandparents?"

 

The boy replies "They beat me too!!!".

 

To which the social service helper replies "Well where would you like to live then"?

 

The boy pipes up "Tottenham... They don't beat anyone..."

[onebreast]

whats the difference between a hedgehog and a bus load of spurs fans ????

 

On a hedgehog all the pricks are on the outside