Results 27 Sep

[johnnojudo]

You need to attend one of my Judo classes TC. Show you how to look after yourself mate!!

 

[Terrence Collina]

will it help improve my flexibility?

[Krooner]

Had a bit of a rough day at work today but you have cheered me right up with that story TC

[johnnojudo]

Originally Posted By: Terrence Collina

will it help improve my flexibility?

It should do although you have more to worry about if you cant dodge a punch...

Have you forgotten wax on wax off??

That isnt your cue Teflon!!!

[Teflon]

[Terrence Collina]

not easy to dodge a punch when your face to face, didnt even see his shoulder move!

[Truth Teller]

TC, if you're face to face with someone, you should either get the first punch in or just walk away!!

 

Johnno, what card do you think a ref give you a card for doing a waza-ari, yuko or koka?

[johnnojudo]

Originally Posted By: Truth Teller

TC, if you're face to face with someone, you should either get the first punch in or just walk away!!

Johnno, what card do you think a ref give you a card for doing a waza-ari, yuko or koka?

TT, if you make that last sentence make any sense at all i'll try to answer it!!

[Truth Teller]

Apologies, Johnno, but the last time I did judo grading, waza -ari, yuko and koka were types of throws. My question was what card would the ref give for each if you did it on the football pitch to an opponent (as opposed to headbutting or punching him)? Pretty pointless question to ask in a football forum since most footballers have inflated egos and glass jaws, but It's been done on a rugby pitch and both players got sinbinned for 10 mins

[Terrence Collina]

TT - quite simply, I do not fancy a 3 match ban and a hefty fine, hence why no punch thrown.

[johnnojudo]

The last time i did Judo, which was Sunday by the way, a Wazari, Yuko and a Koka were scores in Judo - not throws!!

 

Unless you know another form of Judo that is different to the one i've been doing for the past 22 years???

 

The last time i did Judo on the football pitch was during an Fa cup match versus Maidstone United for Ash. The opposition player clambered all over my back trying to get the ball off me near the touch line so i threw him with a seionage. He landed on his back and then grabbed and squeezed my jingly janglies rather hard so i put a strangle on him which made him let go.

 

We both got booked although i felt a little fortunate to have stayed on the pich.

 

The throw would have looked good in a Jackie Chang movie!!

[Teflon]

Originally Posted By: johnnojudo

The last time i did Judo, which was Sunday by the way, a Wazari, Yuko and a Koka were scores in Judo - not throws!!

Unless you know another form of Judo that is different to the one i've been doing for the past 22 years???

The last time i did Judo on the football pitch was during an Fa cup match versus Maidstone United for Ash. The opposition player clambered all over my back trying to get the ball off me near the touch line so i threw him with a seionage. He landed on his back and then grabbed and squeezed my jingly janglies rather hard so i put a strangle on him which made him let go.
We both got booked although i felt a little fortunate to have stayed on the pich.

The throw would have looked good in a Jackie Chang movie!!

very good Johnno

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