Melanie Slade

[Rhodes]

Here's the link folks about our Mel being crowned top WAG, she un-surprisingly got more votes than all the other England WAGS put together:

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4352636/Players-girls-shoot-from-lip-on-Euro-2012.html

[Rhodes]

I didn't realise folks that Mel was actually crowned sexiest WAG ever, an incredible achievement considering that I believe it's Worldwide although, as I said, no surprise whatsoever:

 

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/255597/Euro-2012-Theo-Walcott-s-hottie-Slays-WAGs/

[Rhodes]

Melanie must be delighted following Theo Walcott's display for England last night coming off the bench, hopefully he will start the game against Ukraine on Tuesday

[Rhodes]

I see that Melanie has travelled out to Poland afterall to be with Theo Walcott during Euro 2012 giving up a number of lucrative work assignments back home, I hope he appreciates it:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/euro2012/article-2159063/Euro-2012-England-players-relax-WAGs-Poland.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

[Rhodes]

You have to hand it to Theo Walcott and Melanie Slade for managing to keep such a low profile, they're certainly no Posh and Becks, Rooney and Coleen, Crouch and Abbey Clancy or Steven Gerrard and Alex Curran are they

[The Mayor Of Simpleton]

In fairness to Peter Crouch, it was his partner who hogged the limelight.  Peter Crouch doesn't come across as an attention whore, and I think that's why a lot of football fans have a lot of respect for him.

[Rhodes]

What about his antics on a stag do in Spain then with a hooker that made the headlines in the good old days of the News of the World

[Rhodes]

Talking of stag nights, who saw pictures of Theo Walcott behaving himself on his this week prior to his forthcoming nuptials to our Mel

[Rhodes]

Many congratulations to Melanie and Theo Walcott who finally tied the knot this weekend in a fairly low key ceremony at the Castello Di Vincigliata castle in Florence:

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4970786/Theo-Walcott-marries-Melanie-Slade.html

[Rhodes]

Who has purchased Hello magazine this week with pictures of Melanie and Theo Walcott's wedding, I expect sales will go through the roof:

 

http://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/2013062413171/theo-walcott-exclusive-wedding/

[Rhodes]

Congratulations to Melanie Slade, and of course Theo Walcott, on the recent news that they are expecting their first child, the bad news is that the baby is due in mid June during the first week of the World Cup:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2523294/Arsenal-striker-Theo-Walcott-wife-Melanie-Slade-expecting-child.html

[Rhodes]

I see that Theo Walcott is in trouble for a hand gesture at yesterday's Arsenal v Tottenham FA Cup tie in front of Spurs supporters, I wonder what Melanie thinks of him and if she was at the game:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2533877/Arsenals-Theo-Walcott-teases-Spurs-fans-2-0-scoreline-gesture-respond-hail-coins-lighter-bread-bun.html

[Loose]

I see that Theo Walcott is in trouble for a hand gesture at yesterday's Arsenal v Tottenham FA Cup tie in front of Spurs supporters, I wonder what Melanie thinks of him and if she was at the game:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2533877/Arsenals-Theo-Walcott-teases-Spurs-fans-2-0-scoreline-gesture-respond-hail-coins-lighter-bread-bun.html

Have the FA announced an investigation into the smiling Theo politely informing the Spurs scum of the scoreline? I thought they were gratefully donating more money to his wages by gently lobbing coins towards his stretcher Rhodesly.

[missunderstood]

Have the FA announced an investigation into the smiling Theo politely informing the Spurs scum of the scoreline? I thought they were gratefully donating more money to his wages by gently lobbing coins towards his stretcher Rhodesly.

I hope Theo remembers to inform the inland revenue about his extra income.

[Loose]

I hope Theo remembers to inform the inland revenue about his extra income.

What's the shekel exchange rate looking like these days?

[Rhodes]

I've got no sympathy for Walcott's naivety and I think the FA could well throw the book at him as he could have quite easily incited a riot although why didn't the foolish stretcher bearers take him the other way around the pitch

[Ian_W]

I've got no sympathy for Walcott's naivety and I think the FA could well throw the book at him as he could have quite easily incited a riot although why didn't the foolish stretcher bearers take him the other way around the pitch

 

Probably as they must take the most direct route.

[Rhodes]

Probably as they must take the most direct route.

Well then that's across the pitch isn't it and, anyway, clearly Walcott wasn't badly injured

[Ian_W]

Well then that's across the pitch isn't it and, anyway, clearly Walcott wasn't badly injured

 

 If the ref has sent them to the side, then I guess they will still take the shortest route around the edge.

[Loose]

It's obvious that Spurs will be in big trouble over their fans behaviour, Walcot did very well to show he wasn't at all bothered by their attempts to injure him and I expect the FA will congratulate him as most sensible fans of football are today.