My tour of England

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I seem to be doing a mini tour of England, so far this year I've been out on the piss in:

 

• Liverpool

• Newcastle

• Leeds

• Bristol

• Nottingham

• London (many times)

[CANV EFM]

not bad .. but what about globally..

in the last 9 yrs i have managed to get trolleyed in the following

LISBON.. quite superb

MADRID.. twice the second time was very unpretty

MILAN..

PARIS.. three time mainly england rugby tours

DUBLIN.. loads of times

NEW YORK.. twice, quality..put on a 'dick van dyke' accent and you gauranteed to score, otherwise they think your australian

HONG KONG.. pre china.. total lunacy and also the most hangover, lack of sleep pain i have ever felt.. i seriously hoped the plane would crash on the way home

TORONTO.. basildon but taller and colder, loacal populance about as interesting as watching,no, listening to paint dry

TOKYO.. twice HAI!! my favourite, fantastically bonkers culture and the only place in the world where you can pass out in the street with a rolex on and your wallet in your back pocket and wake up 4 hours later to find both intact and a pillow under your head..

 

i'll remember some more later..im sadly lacking in this country tho..no leeds, newcastle,edinburgh etc edinburgh is a must i hear..

 

[GHA EFM]

St. Albans

Reading

Watford

London

Dublin

Donegal

Cape Town

Kimberley

Sun City

 

 

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Global (9 years seems to be the duration)

 

Melbourne

Sydney

Tokyo

Amsterdam

Killarney

Bilbao

Gibralter

Malaga

Falaraki

Zante

Corfu

 

In These fair isles

Manchester

Liverpool

Leeds

Leicester

Newcastle

Exeter

Newquay

Exmouth

Great yarmouth

Brighton

Bristol

Newton Abbot

Weston-Super-Mare

Bangor

Aberystwyth

Machynlleth

Rhyl

Camerthan

Guildford

Sheffield

Worthing

Bognor Regis

Glasgow

Nottingham

Peterborough

Northampton

London

Harlow

Aylesbury

Stratford-Upon-Avon

Reading

 

Then all the obvious local places

Hemel

Hatfield

Watford

Welwyn

Hertford

Ware

Berkhampstead

 

Then everywhere City related..... and some more that I'm bound to of forgot!

 

[MK James]

 

I've never been abroad, not unless you count Wales...

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Well they speak funny there!

[EFM_Costello]

Last year and a bit

 

 

New york

San Fran

L.A

San Diego

Rosarito (Mexico)

Chicago

Paris

Corfu

 

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I forgot:

 

Oxford (with you of course Costello)

Hull

Cambridge