Mental Mania

[Bitch]

It seems as though our dearly beloved Mentalist is now going to be a regular feature in the NLT. Here is this weeks quote (i missed the one the other week).

 

Mental "I think some people look at opening day results like Dover's 4-0 win and just assume that, because of one match, they are now title favourites. If that's the case then i am putting all my money on Bolton and Hull City to finish one and two in the Premier League!

 

NLT "Everyone's favourite 'Twitcher'...'Urchin Mentalist' goes berserk on the AFC Hornchurch message board - It would be absolutely mental of you to bet on those two clubs finishing first and second in the table".

 

If anyone has a copy of the last Mental installment i'd like to see it here.

[and1inthetree]

that makes 2 of us that spotted that bitch.

 

i think we're the only people who pick up that paper...

 

 

[Bitch]

I found it left on a table earlier

 

If they think that's Mental going beserk then...

[and1inthetree]

i do believe one of their number has access to the graveyard...

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

 

Classic Gooner!

 

[Bitch]

He's given you flowers too? The card attached was the give away... In Memory Of....

[YELLOW]

Originally Posted By: and1inthetree

i think we're the only people who pick up that paper...

Only place I've seen it is WH Smiths in Basildon!!!

[Eastside Urchin]

no offence mr david fletcher but it goes to show how sad your paper is that you have to rely on the mentalist to provide you with news,what about us letting your missus know you have a f*ck buddy from school.now i think your missus would find that sensational reading?????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Eastside Urchin]

ps.like every budding journalist,i kept the pms!!!

[YELLOW]

Isn't it that guy off of the non league show on bbc london that edits it?

[Eastside Urchin]

who knows.

don't f*ck with the hornchurch though!!!!