Damned bogey

[Little Miss Urchin]

What is it about that ground? Have we ever won there!!??

 

Why could that ball not have trickled that little bit further?!

[Nette]

In eight years of watching hornchurch, I dont think I have ever seen us win there in league or cups

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

that ground is jinxed!

[Little Miss Urchin]

What I would like to know is... why, if Heybridge play in black and white, are their seats blue?

[Baron of Black Fen]

We hit the bar, the post and had one cleared off the line. What more do we need to do?

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

score?

[and1inthetree]

if we have to play there again, i think colin and jimmy mac should break into the ground at midnight and urinate at all 4 corner flags like birmingham city did. the ground is clearly under a gypsy curse.

 

i'm willing to buy them a pint each in order to help fill their bladders, and think we should all chip in.

[YELLOW]

Originally Posted By: Little Miss Urchin

What I would like to know is... why, if Heybridge play in black and white, are their seats blue?

Sunlight. It's like the red seats at Wembley going pink.

[Baron of Black Fen]

I nearly urinated in all four corners of the coach going to Ramsgate earlier, Treeboy. So give them a few pints each and send them up there in a toiletless vehicle. Job done in a matter of seconds.

[Darter]

Originally Posted By: YELLOW

Originally Posted By: Little Miss Urchin

What I would like to know is... why, if Heybridge play in black and white, are their seats blue?

Sunlight. It's like the red seats at Wembley going pink.

What is sunlight? I live in permanent shade up here

[Hornchurch "O"]

It's not all bad.

Someone from Hornchurch won the golden goal.

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

well done O,

[Baron of Black Fen]

It is that bad. O offered me that ticket for