Banned at my student Union

[EFM_Costello]

I dont know if anyone can remember but two months i had a long cut/ graze across my face because i had got in big punch up in my student Union. After being attacked and then winning the fight i decide that I should leave the club as the girl that i was trying to protect went out crying.

 

Once i got out side the air hit me and i tried to get back in but with blood on my face their was very little chance and then became even more unlikley once i thrown a can at one of the bouncers.

 

Now all this happened two months ago so how the hell have i only just received a letter saying i have been band from all student bars and clubs for violent and unsociable behaviour,

 

Bet nothing happened to the group of lads that stayed in their dancing ( One had reported a broken noise, not sure if that was me or my mate, i like to think it was me)

 

Bouncers are w@"*ers

And "stewards" are even bigger [****!!****], as their just skiny students who like wearing black bomber jackets from the market.

 

GHA youll understand when you get to university.

 

Do you think i should protest against this decision or just take it like a man (even though i am the president of the largest society at the university with 700 members)

 

 

[AFF]

The clubhouse at The Park is not affiliated to the Student Union is it EFMC?

 

What's the society?

[EFM_Costello]

No its not AFF

 

The society is called the sleep society

 

we organise pub crawls house partys

 

Drink as much as you like nights

 

Were famouse for having the worst kept accounts in the University and have been quizzed about why £300 was spent on a house party which no one from the society was allowed to come too

 

Two weeks time i've organised a trip to Newquay for 100 people we have £ 1000 to spend on booze, when i think about it perhaps these left wing hippy things called Unions arnt aso bad after all

[ESG]

crikey its all go being a student

 

ahh now if your talking about the head doorman at turnmills, you may have a point

[EFM_Costello]

Head doorman

 

Dont supose when he's at dinner parties he introduces himself "hi i'm DAVE and a head doorman"

 

Really sad isnt it .

[GHA EFM]

'Hi. I'm Jon, and a steward at Kingstonian' maybe??

[EFM_Costello]

Lets not even start talking about football steawrds we all know that one way or another there disabled or live in council houses

 

Far too easy for someone of your intelect GHA

[Laz]

That's a fair comment mate! Good to see you're enjoying yourself at Uni. However, I heard you got that scratch on the face from one of our stewards.

[EFM_Costello]

 

Laz you going to take that short stroll from your stupidly exspensive apartment in the center of town to the Beehive for Sundays EFM BASH

 

BY the way i'm only at Uni so can afford to buy a house in the City and live the rock and roll life style which youve been able to enjoy

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Costello - you coming to City on Satuday?

 

I heard you haven't won Hoolie of the Year either, according to Kingy.

 

 

[EFM_Costello]

 

Not going to the game mate

 

Not saying that i've really pulled out all the stops this year for hoolie but i've only been to about 8 games.

 

Does that mean i have to hand my trophy back.

 

I refuse to let thornsy go up for it.

 

I own

 

Stone island jumper £180

Burberry Jumper £110

Stone island jeans £120

Burberry trousers £80

Stone island jumper which the hooded man still has £90

 

What has colin got an orange jumper and a big gay fluffy thing.

 

What has happened to the world does spending a small fortune on exspensive clothing not count any more.

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

You'll always be Top Boy in my eyes, 'stello.

 

If Thorns win it, you can always claim the title back by smashing his face in!

 

 

[ESG]

Quote:

Stone island jumper £180
Burberry Jumper £110
Stone island jeans £120
Burberry trousers £80
Stone island jumper which the hooded man still has £90

could you sound any more gay

obviously dreesing like a pikey holds some standing

[mdetaylor]

I have told you already Costello - One True Saxon

[Laz]

Quote:

Laz you going to take that short stroll from your stupidly exspensive apartment in the center of town to the Beehive for Sundays EFM BASH

I might get a cab.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Gyppo. Get a chauffeured limo, you skinflint.

 

 

[Chubbhead EFM]

EFM Costello- Do you go to UH? If so what course do you do?

[GHA EFM]

I think, in fact I'm pretty sure, he goes to Oxford Brookes, EFM Chubbhead.

[Chubbhead EFM]

Really?! Is he studying the philosophy of epistemology combined with Russian literature from the pre- Stalin era as well then?! (only joking! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> )

 

I wouldn't expect any less from a St Albaner!

[GHA EFM]

Oxford Brookes. Not Oxford.

 

It's the Philosophy of Exsistentialism, not Epistemology.

 

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