O/T Funny labels

[GlenW]

 

Looking through an old slough town programme of the first season at windsor 2003 some humour despite eviction,

 

Britains 10 most silly labels

 

1.Nytol sleep: Warning may cause drowsiness

 

2.Tescos tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down(printed under the box.

 

3.Marks and spencer bread pudding: product will be hot after heating.

 

4.Packet of peanuts:Warning contains peanuts.

 

5.Sainsburys salmon loin:Warning contins fish.

 

6.A major supermarket range of frozen meals:serving suggestion; defrost.

 

7.A bar of soap on sale in boots: Use like regular soap.

 

8.Boots childrens cough medicine: Do not drive a car or operte machinery after taking this medicine.

 

9.A leading supplier of christmas lights: for indoor and outdoor use only.

 

and my personal favourite

 

10. American Airlines packet of nuts: Open packet, eat nuts.

 

 

Perhaps a feature like this in the new programme may be in order.

[Guest Anonymous]

Perhaps they were aimed at consumers like yourself !!

[GlenW]

Originally Posted By: Anonymous

Perhaps they were aimed at consumers like yourself !!

maybe your right as i do have a learning disability.
Anon you had the courage to post on here but didnt post your name,you could say that is gutless.
oh for more staines rebels and barry scotts on this board.

[Staines-upon-Thames Rebel]

We all know what I think of anons!

 

Come on anon have a dig at me and put your name to it!

[Guest Anonymous]

Originally Posted By: Staines Rebel

We all know what I think of anons!

Come on anon have a dig at me and put your name to it!

how silly-is staines rebel your first or last name then ?

signed fred davidson ( there does that help )

[Staines-upon-Thames Rebel]

First Lesson - your name is spelt with capitals - Fred Davidson

 

Second lesson - dont knock those on here like GlenW as he is one of the Slough Rebels and every registered users view is valid - he came on here with a valid post and you mocked and belittled him without the guts to put your name against your comments.

 

I know GlenW and GlenW knows Staines Rebel.

 

Now go and take your so called humour else where.

[Guest Anonymous]

what you dim-wits fail to see is that the majority of readers of this site have no idea who staines rebel is-so how is that any different to those who don't add their name-it bemuses me that you can't see that !!

 

Tommy Tucker......lol

 

 

[Staines-upon-Thames Rebel]

Those who attened games do!

[GlenW]

Originally Posted By: Anonymous

what you dim-wits fail to see is that the majority of readers of this site have no idea who staines rebel is-so how is that any different to those who don't add their name-it bemuses me that you can't see that !!

Tommy Tucker......lol

The thing is even if you put a random name like Tommy Tucker etc and build up a history having being registered with that name it is recorded and people know your postings whereas if you post and hide as an anon you could be one of many. It would be a good thing i think if this forum would be registered users only.

[brighton_rebel]

Which would block other supporters and our players from posting for starters.

People should just ignore Anons if they don't like what they say.

Clive, people behind the goal might know you as Staines Rebel, but i would imagine quite a few others from the vast hoards that go to watch us don't.

 

[Staines-upon-Thames Rebel]

And Brighton Rebel who are you? - have we meet?

 

Hope I can find you amoungst all the hundreds of Burnham fans on Saturday - or will it be just Burnham Lad, Optimistic & RWG from Burnham?

[GlenW]

Originally Posted By: brighton_rebel

Which would block other supporters and our players from posting for starters.
People should just ignore Anons if they don't like what they say.
Clive, people behind the goal might know you as Staines Rebel, but i would imagine quite a few others from the vast hoards that go to watch us don't.

BR cant supporters and players still post under another name if they dont want to put their real name.
I cant see how it would stop them posting if it was registered. I do agree about ignoring posting if you dont like them though, most of what i post is crap anyway and people chose to ignore it or come out with comments which i dont mind as long as they put their name. wouldnt you rather people say to your face what they think, i would have more respect if they did that,

[brighton_rebel]

Because people can't be bothered to go through a registered system. I wanted to post on the register-only AFC Hayes forum to thank them for their hospitality and it took them over a week to register me! Forums are great, but your right, most people wouldn't say half the stuff they write to peoples faces unless they enjoy getting punched.

 

[brighton_rebel]

'And Brighton Rebel who are you? - have we meet?'

 

You might know me; i'm the quiet, shy one who stands at the back of the stand sipping coca-cola.

[Sue]

Yes and I am a size 10, Warren

[brighton_rebel]

Talking of sizes, will the new tops be ready to buy on Saturday?

Can i pay by card!

[Sue]

Maybe!

[brighton_rebel]

Promise i won't bang on your tin hut...

[Sue]

Dont make promises you know you cant keep!

 

Going home now, so you will have to wait and see Saturday

[GlenW]

Originally Posted By: brighton_rebel

Because people can't be bothered to go through a registered system. I wanted to post on the register-only AFC Hayes forum to thank them for their hospitality and it took them over a week to register me! Forums are great, but your right, most people wouldn't say half the stuff they write to peoples faces unless they enjoy getting punched.

ah yes i see what you mean now,some forums do take ages, i think the fans forum are quite good in that they register you quickly and its quite painless.