AFC Hornchurch v's Met Police

[cantos]

The Neil Armstrong Band i think

[Bitch]

STick a corner flag in it.

 

Over to Major Tom

[cantos]

Penalty for the Police

[cantos]

but saved by Dale

[Bitch]

It wasn't a penalty Cantos, it was an assault on our goal. Good won over evil. They may try and batter us but we can stand up to them now.

[cantos]

Met Police are confused what game they are playing as they keep picking up the ball and running with it.

[Darter]

Originally Posted By: cantos

Met Police are confused what game they are playing as they keep picking up the ball and running with it.

Does it have a chain attached?

[Bitch]

Lol Sal

 

They'll refer back to their pocket notebooks later and rewrite the evidence...

[cantos]

You seem to know a lot about the police Bitch.

 

Have you ever been grabbed by the fuzz.

[Bitch]

That's highly unlikely Cantos

 

As soon as the 5th ammendment reaches here i'm taking it! For now i'll stick to the regular No Comment interview...

 

[Bitch]

More match news

 

The ball is still being kicked about.

 

*Atleast we think it's a ball or someone curled up taking the kicking in the corner of the cell pitch...

[cantos]

Thanks Bitch,gone quiet with Annie.She is probably felating a hot dog.

[Bitch]

Not much longer to suffer now.

 

The verdict will soon be read. If we sneak a goal it will be a fit up cried by the bent lot. Not much chance of them scoring unless history is rewritten and it's done in the same way as the manipulation of the annual crime figures

[Bitch]

Is it over yet Cantos? Has the sentence been announced? I need to know incase of putting in an appeal

[cantos]

Annie is not replying.

 

She has probably put the phone on vibrate to relieve the boredom.

[Bitch]

And as the crowd leaves the ground photo fits are covertly taken and finger prints lifted from beer glasses...

[cantos]

The Police are investigating a crime on the Eastside.

 

Apparently a couple of shirts have been lifted.

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

wasnt mine!

 

 

[cantos]

It was 0-0 at full time.

[Bitch]

There will be a full investigation into that result.

 

Hx had all the chances. They used the get out of jail free card by shooting wide.

 

At the end of the investigation a full report will be available in 50 years time.

 

*Under the freedom of information act