Great Wakering Rovers v's AFC Hornchurch - Updates

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: cantos

McBride Out

I hear it wasn't Colin's fault. The pitch is full of divots which tripped our defender. The ball bobbled and sent Dale the wrong way.

Match back full on and Hx playing thier flowing footy game (exception of rocky pitch). The rain has let up, it was only a fine drizzle and Hx are putting the pressure on.

[cantos]

Another wicket down

[Bitch]

That wasn't a wicket Cantos. Dale is a big boy!

[cantos]

Come on England

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: cantos

Come on England

Get a grip man before i get you by your bails!

[cantos]

Nothing to report,so i think we better start making it up.

[Bitch]

Hx have put some sleek passes together but just haven't been able to break down the GWR defence. They've got some big boys there who like a nip at the ankles.

 

If we keep the pressure up we'll hit the target soon and send the goalie into the back of the net with the ball. Boateng has got a fearsome shot on him.

 

Sal's rattling in time to Annie's so it's not really thundering!

[cantos]

Annie and Darter are singing heartedly.

 

They could be the new Tatu

[cantos]

Urchin Mentalist is leading the Eastside choir like Pavarotti.

 

He has not got the voice,but a similar build.

[Bitch]

Only 4 regular 1st teamers playing today

 

Brightly

McFarlane

Stiles

Lee

 

Shame Boateng isn't on the pitch to let loose his cannons

GWR are looking like a lively side so credit to them. The goal may have taken a deflection off one of our players during the bobbling incident....

[cantos]

I have just sacked Annie

[cantos]

Ross Wall just shoots wide of the goal.

[Bitch]

True friendly spirit, give trialists a work out, see what they can do. McBride is nobodys fool and needs to take a look at his options.

 

Angels 2 goals down at half time to Wombles. That Jon Main bit us on the bum for both!

 

Half time refreshment as usual Cantos?

[cantos]

Yes Bitch

[Bitch]

Just thought i'd put the record straight and say the GWR pitch is immaculate. The Rovers have played exceptionally well which has hampered our dreams of today at being the best on the park.

 

The blazers are enjoying their half time repast of tea and cake and very nicely served it is. Doilies and everything.

 

Cantos. I'm still thirsty

[Digger The Cat]

Bloody rain in Hornchurch, stops drive play

[cantos]

You have a little mayo on the side of your mouth Bitch.

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Digger The Cat

Bloody rain in Hornchurch, stops drive play

What are you driving Digger?

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: cantos

You have a little mayo on the side of your mouth Bitch.

Gone

[cantos]