if football teams were animals that eat you alive.

[and1inthetree]

being eaten by afc hornchurch would be like being eaten alive by army ants, picked clean by thousands of precise movements. Being beaten by billericay would be like being eaten by a blue whale, a graceless trawl that consumes everything in its path regardless of its taste. canvey island would be more akin to being consumed by a slippery anaconda, you'd hope to be throttled first. ramsgate, like being eaten by a pack of hyenas, all dodgy tricks and the assumption that someone somewhere must be having a laugh for them to win.

Being beaten by romford would be like being savaged by cows, rare and frightful.

 

© arsenal forum.

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Ha ha, I'm loving this... it's made me think... personally I'd like to be eaten alive by Arsenal ladies.... hmm!

 

I hear that Urchin Mentalist would like to be eaten by Young Boys!

[Greg_Dyke]

harsh but fair

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

I've been waiting months to use the 'Young Boys' on this fora.... then tree comes along and gives me an opening.... err.. so to speak!!!!

[cantos]

and now it seems hardly worth it.

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

bog off cantos!

[Eastside Urchin]

at least i can drive westy,have you tried to kill treeboys parents lately???

[and1inthetree]

my mum said she thought it was a boy racer...

 

i told her that westy couldn't drive quicker than 30mph with you in the car...

[Eastside Urchin]

he couldn't drive more than 30 mph with just him in the car.

 

[and1inthetree]

point is, the car would be capable of more than 30mph with just him in the car.

[Eastside Urchin]

point is that he still wouldn't go over 30 because he is scared to!

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

You utter coooooock! I;ve had to get the backseat replaced after you peed yourself UM!

[Eastside Urchin]

that wasn't pee,i was monking at the sight of trees mum