Room 101.....................Whats Yours ?

[Mr Happy]

I'm going to give you a really mature reply.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BUGGER OFF

[The Invisible Firstborn]

Excellent reposte.

 

However, I totally agree with you on the Shreddies front. Had some this morning and I was bloody starving by noon!

[The Invisible Man]

So that's where all my bloody Shreddies have gone!

[Halifax Lass]

 

The oh so "politically correct" brigade

Men on golfing holidays to the Algarve

Mosquito infested places

Adolescents

Spoilers and tinted windows on rubbish cars

 

Now that I think about it, this list could be endless!

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[Tall n Cool]

People in cool cars who CANNOT DRIVE

 

Mobile phones that aren't anywhere near as reliable as your old brick phone was

 

Computers that chew up your work and burp at you before you've saved it

 

Dirt under your fingernails after a drunken night at the pub (what is that s**t and where does it come from??? On second thoughts, I don't wanna know)

 

Microwave meals that look fantastic on the box... and then you eat them and discover what cardboard really tastes like!

 

Pens left by the telephone to take messages with that don't bloody work??!!?? What's the POINT IN THAT??

 

<-------continues ranting to self about the good old days when food was nutritious, when children respected their elders, when you saw policemen patrolling the streets, when beer cost less than the average family-sized car etc etc!

[Halifax Lass]

 

No, everyone had gone to bed by the time you'd finished ranting.

 

Happy Birthday anyway!

 

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[The Invisible Firstborn]

A new grievance for today............

 

When gorgeous Italian secretaries announce their recent engagement when nobody was even aware that she had a boyfriend and leaving plans to woo her to disappear like a fart in the wind <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[Halifax Lass]

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A new grievance for today............

When gorgeous Italian secretaries announce their recent engagement when nobody was even aware that she had a boyfriend and leaving plans to woo her to disappear like a fart in the wind <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Never mind caro, you are young there will be many more Italian or other secretaries for you to woo don't despair!!

Ciao

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[The Invisible Firstborn]

Thanks for the soothing advice and pep-talk. Feel a lot better now. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

 

But dont you start thinking your feminine charms will lure me the same way as my poor, misguided, weak-willed parent! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Halifax Lass]

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Thanks for the soothing advice and pep-talk. Feel a lot better now. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

But dont you start thinking your feminine charms will lure me the same way as my poor, misguided, weak-willed parent! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

That was not my intention at all Invisible Firstborn, I was just being thoughtful. I have quite enough problems dealing with my own offspring without trying to "lure" anymore.

As for your parent I was not aware I had any affect on him at all!!!!!!!!

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[The Invisible Firstborn]

It wasnt your intention?! Damn! I was just playing hard to get. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

As for the old man, this place is a hotbed of rumour and scandal!

[Halifax Lass]

 

Oh Firstborn what a sweet thing to say but I'm much too old for you. As for your Invisible Parent...... I think all this talk of hotbed and scandal has scared him away!!

 

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[The Invisible Man]

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[Halifax Lass]

 

 

Hello. I thought you'd decided to stay within the safety of the Enfield Forum!!!!!

 

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[The Invisible Man]

Enfield Town, to be precise, ma'am!

 

OK so I do wander in to the other mob's domain on occassion.

 

I have also appeared in St Albans, Romford and Cheshunt.

 

But as in life, I always seem to end up in the pub.

[Halifax Lass]

 

 

Such is life.

 

In my line of work it helps to be a little mad otherwise you'd go completely insane. You're not the only one who needs a little stress relief!!

 

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[The Invisible Man]

Now if I wasn't a gentleman.....

[The Invisible Firstborn]

Yoga is veryrelaxing.

And it makes you all bendy.

Which can only be good

 

[The Invisible Man]

You might be bent but I'm certainly not.

 

I do like yoghurt though.

[The Invisible Firstborn]

Yoghurts are for girls. You big jessie!