Well...

[YELLOW]

This party I was at, whilst I was lying unconcious my mate whose birthday it was announced to the rest of the room that he was gay! I had my suspicions but it was still a bit galling when I was told about this!

 

I'm sure there is a green WKD (apple).

[Chubbhead EFM]

I'll definitley try it if there is!

 

I've never drunk to the state where I'm unconscious, but I've been close! On new years eve I was with a mate of mine (a bloke) and we were walking to the house of this bloke he knew but I had only known him for about 2 days and there was this other bloke who 'wants me' there ( I don't want him he's about 34!)

 

So anyway, my mate went off with this girl (unbeknownst to me) and left me with these strange men, in a strange house which I didn't know how to get home from and I was completely legless. I ended up having to phone my brother-who knew where the house was- to give my dad directions to pick me up. This was at about 3am and my parents were not pleased!

[YELLOW]

Probably something to do with EFM!

 

There's nothing wrong with older blokes (hint, hint!!)

No I'm only joking! This 34 year old bloke sounds a bit of a perv. Not a good idea to get pissed at a party full of strange blokes. Then again I got pissed at a party where only four of the people there (me included I have to add) were straight.

[Chubbhead EFM]

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> was it in G.A.Y ? It started off with me knowing quite a few people there but as the night went on they all disappered!

 

You're right, there's nowt wrong with an older bloke (hint, hint! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> ) but there was something wrong with this older bloke. He was a slaphead for a start.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I wouldn't know where to begin on my drinking storys, I'm afraid that it'll corrupt you all so I'm staying quiet!

[YELLOW]

Right I'm definitely no slaphead. This guy probably has a rather large collection of porn. It might have been MKJames actually!

 

No it wasn't in G.A.Y, it was at this party I was talking about earlier. To this day my mate James still says

 

"You're were in a room full of queers fast asleep and I made sure none of them interfered with you!"

 

I'm like all because they're gay doesn't mean they're going to fancy me!!

[Chubbhead EFM]

Maybe your mate James interfered with you! Only jokin;)

 

EFMTFTV- Go on, tell us one, so long as it's properly disgusting!

[YELLOW]

I'll flippin tell him that!

 

Actually you may end up meeting him!, He does do some business in the St. Albans area occassionally, so if he has a trip up there I may tag along and pay a visit.

[Chubbhead EFM]

okey dokey-don't forget your canvey shirt! What sort of 'business' does he do?

[YELLOW]

Buys arcade and fruit machines for his arcade that he jointly owns with his parents. There have been some occasions where he has been up to the Hertfordshire area to buy fruit machines. I think there is a retailer up there somewhere.

 

I think he is going up there in the next month or so but if it's later than that, I'll be in my new job by then and won't be able to take time off for the first eight weeks as I'm on a training course.

[Chubbhead EFM]

Oh right, well if he's any kind of businessman he'll come into Costa for a well earned coffee break, it's where all the good business people go!

 

Ii wish I owned an arcade. How cool would that be!

[GHA EFM]

LOL

 

The similarities...how they prevail.

 

In Birming-ham they love the governor...

[YELLOW]

I'll make sure he goes in there, if it's a Tuesday or Friday, it definitely won't be a Saturday as that is his busiest day at the arcade.

 

Owning an arcade is not all its cracked up to be. He often has to deal with alot of trouble makers. Luckily he's a pretty big lad who can handle himself well.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I love the people from Canvey talking about the arcade!

[Chubbhead EFM]

I'm not from Canvey, I just appreciate the virtues of an arcade. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[GHA EFM]

I think YELLOW ARMY 2003 is from Canvey, Chubbdrix.

[YELLOW]

Tee hee hee! Next time you're in Canvey go in Parkin's Palace. You won't be dissapointed but don't wind my mate up otherwise you'll come away with a very big headacre.

[GHA EFM]

He's gonna take on the might of EFM, is he?

 

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Chubbhead EFM]

I know GHA- I guessed from the big clue in his screenname and on the 'location' bit on the left <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[YELLOW]

Yes! and he'll probably beat you, not that it would come to that. I think he would get on just fine with you!