'Honest Horace' - Bookies to the gentry

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin

what odds will you give me horace on edgware fc playing league 7 football season 09/10..?

Horace - I make that well odds on, 1/5 at least

[Willo the Cat]

Horace can I have the odds on the following:

 

Kentish to beat Wellingborough in the FA Cup?

 

Kentish Town to progress further than Bigg Town in the FA Cup?

 

 

I'll take C10000 on each please bet and C5000 on the accumulative.

 

[Rhodes]

Even without Lee Scott?

[Willo the Cat]

Kentish Town are not a 1 man team - as it shows - you have been sacked and they are still going!

[Horace]

Originally Posted By: Willo the Cat

Horace can I have the odds on the following:

Kentish to beat Wellingborough in the FA Cup?

Kentish Town to progress further than Bigg Town in the FA Cup?


I'll take C10000 on each please bet and C5000 on the accumulative.

Kentish Town to beat Wellingborough Town in FA Cup = 5/4
To go further than Bigg Town = 4/1
Cumulative @ C5,000 = win C25,000
Total win = C77,500

[Willo the Cat]

Cheers HH,

 

What about the odds of The Cat getting drunk and being thrown out of the HTFC Vs KTFC game????

 

[k33p3r No. 1]

Originally Posted By: Horace

Originally Posted By: Willo the Cat

Horace can I have the odds on the following:

Kentish to beat Wellingborough in the FA Cup?

Kentish Town to progress further than Bigg Town in the FA Cup?


I'll take C10000 on each please bet and C5000 on the accumulative.

Kentish Town to beat Wellingborough Town in FA Cup = 5/4
To go further than Bigg Town = 4/1
Cumulative @ C5,000 = win C25,000
Total win = C77,500

Willo.... think Horace is trying to have you over!!

[Wader]

Odds for Bigg Town progressing further in the FA Vase than Kent(ish) Town please!

 

I'll have to rise to the bait and also ask for odds on Bigg Town progressing further than KT in The FA Cup.

 

Odds on Bigg Town winning the Hinchingbrooke Cup please. (Runners and riders on 'The Wader').

 

BTW, the Ludicrous Expectations variety Horlicks vending machine is empty and needs refilling

 

Ta!

 

 

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Willo the Cat

Kentish Town are not a 1 man team

No you're right, not anymore by the looks of it, but they were

[Willo the Cat]

How did you come to that conclusion then?

 

Horace what are the odds Rhodes' computer doesn't start on Monday when he gets to work :biggrin:

[Horace]

1/10 !

[Rhodes]

Er, well his 34 goals last season for starters!

[k33p3r No. 1]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Er, well his 34 goals last season for starters!

100/1 you cant get him off this time
now shut the feck up twat

[Rhodes]

I'll take that bet, clearly you've no idea the lengths I went to to get Lee off the hook last year, I may as well have been a prisoner in Pentonville myself for nine months yet his 34 goals were well worth the effort.

[k33p3r No. 1]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

I'll take that bet, clearly you've no idea the lengths I went to to get Lee off the hook last year, I may as well have been a prisoner in Pentonville myself for nine months yet his 34 goals were well worth the effort.

Horace, all my remaining credits @ 100/1 with rhodes recorded please...payable september

[Rhodes]

We'll see, like I said it's not what you know it's who you know however I can't promise he will go back to Kentish Town, what thanks did I get the last time!

[Horace]

Originally Posted By: k

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

as official auditor (I did!) and nosey git I feel its my duty to point out keeper said

 

"100 to 1 you can't get him off this time "

 

(as well as some childish abuse thats hardly suitable in such a highly esteemed establishment)

 

id leave it alone if keeps was a little more polite to people.

 

 

 

 

[k33p3r No. 1]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

We'll see, like I said it's not what you know it's who you know however I can't promise he will go back to Kentish Town, what thanks did I get the last time!

you got suitable thanks in relation to your 'efforts'
as you had such an affinity to Lee, where were you this time to keep him on the straight and narrow?... proactive is always better than reactive

[Winslow Fox]

can i have the odds of every team in south midlands division 1 to win the league?