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[Darter]

Just reading Unc's post and am excited by the career possibilities. May I please be a vampire slaying type numpty identifier? Does this job come with a uniform?

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

if you're in a meeting and you cant see who the biggest idiot is, its normally you.

 

when in a pub and you cant see the drunk its normally you.

 

A lot safer to call everyone else a drunken idiot and hope noone notices its really you.

[Daffy]

Originally Posted By: Darter

Just reading Unc's post and am excited by the career possibilities. May I please be a vampire slaying type numpty identifier? Does this job come with a uniform?

Yes it does!

It's a 'Humpty Numpty' one

[Daffy]

Originally Posted By: thespursfan

if you're in a meeting and you cant see who the biggest idiot is, its normally you.

when in a pub and you cant see the drunk its normally you.

A lot safer to call everyone else a drunken idiot and hope noone notices its really you.

What if you can see the drunk when you walk in but can't see them when you walk out - does that make you a Half Numpty or a part time Numpty?

[Bilbo]

I think Numpty

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

makes you blind drunk i should think

[Daffy]

Originally Posted By: Bilbo

I think Numptys rather choose themselves, although modern medical evidence points to it being contagious.

I'm worried now, does it come with boils?

[Bilbo]

Of course the most famous Numpty was Humpty Dumpty Numpty and we all know what happened to him don't we?

[Daffy]

Yes, he was very tasty with soldiers

[Horace]

Originally Posted By: Darter

Just reading Unc's post and am excited by the career possibilities. May I please be a vampire slaying type numpty identifier? Does this job come with a uniform?

Here's the uniform, Darter!

[k33p3r No. 1]

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin

Numpty (n)

every fcker that I have ever met thinks I am a numpty

grin:

at no time have i ever called you a numpty Uncs...

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: k

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Tiger007

i would be more than willing to help in any way that i can.

A pre-season friendly at the Copthall Stadium then at the end of July 2009 or early August 2009, thanks.

[HTFCew]

Athletics finishing early next year then?

[Rhodes]

Lol, you haven't read between the lines!

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

steady rhodes , you dont know something that htfcew and horace dont know either do you? or not?

[Wader]

This thread is descending into a vat of hallucinatory cyber-strange. Skunk sales would plummet if we could plug this lot into the national narcotic grid!

[britman]

I've got to admit, this thread is more exciting than watching daytime soaps.

[k33p3r No. 1]

Originally Posted By: Wader

This thread is descending into a vat of hallucinatory cyber-strange. Skunk sales would plummet if we could plug this lot into the national narcotic grid!

is that 'free range' ones?

[Wader]

After smoking a few the pelts could be used to fashion a pair of gloves perhaps. I see the possibilites.