Safe to come out now ?

[Keith.P]

After the past 24 hours is everyone hiding

 

I have had to resort to reading about dogs and goldfish up the road , and fiat cinquecento cars, not to mention 1000 posting threads - Seems like everyone is bored from all local clubs.

 

So then - what we gonna talk about then ? Well i have heard of experience but Hertford are going for it here in their squad.

 

http://www.hertfordtownfc.co.uk/index.htm

 

 

 

 

 

 

[and1inthetree]

the fella holding the m&s bag looks like burt reynolds.

 

 

[blackballed]

What about the bloke with two heads, the lower head has kin ears to die for........................

[Brightside Bloke]

That old guy in the front row.. whoops that could be confusing.

[Keith.P]

I think the guy with the ears is perhaps a Lineker ?

[blackballed]

you're right the crisp packet in his left hand pocket gives it away.............

[sloth]

Come on keith u cant be that bored. hows the new songs coming along know that hodgie and burbs r no longer with us.

[Keith.P]

Well Sloth - yes you are quite correct i have been tinkering - here are my efforts for S Ferguson abd below them was JL's effort !!! Somehow i think i know who will win !

 

Working on Tim Cole and Ashley Dumas

 

Stee-ven, where-ever you may be,

We wanna know if yer wife's here today,

And if she aint, your gonna be "Steve",

Cos we're not posh in Bill-er-ricay

 

or

 

What's that coming over the hill,

It's our Ferguson - It's SteveN Ferguson!

 

And here is JL's

 

Give us an S (S)

Give us a T (T)

Give us an E (E)

Give us a V (V)

Give us an E (E)

What have we got?

STEVEN!!

 

Hmmm !

 

 

 

 

 

[Brightside Bloke]

I feel a poll coming on.

[sloth]

LOL keith still needs a little work me thinks. look forward to singing what ever u make up anyway.dont forget the wareham song comes in to play again lol.

[Keith.P]

Yep Mr Wareham is all good with that one.

 

Actually talking of songs....remember Ryans "i want you back Flack" effort !!!

 

 

 

 

[Mini Goose]

Originally Posted By: and1inthetree

the fella holding the m&s bag looks like burt reynolds.

haha, Great call.

[Bluetone]

Yeah, wasn't that when we had him on loan and we just wanted Joe Flack for good!

 

Also remember when we had that bloke with the surname Perfect?

[Bill of Shenfield]

Aren't they a player short?

[Keith.P]

Originally Posted By: Bill of Shenfield

Aren't they a player short?

Good spot Bill - I think they have a secret signing that has not been disclosed yet

[Bill of Shenfield]

Was I being negative?

[Simon BTFC]

Originally Posted By: Keith.P

Working on Tim Cole and Ashley Dumas

Do we know the correct pronunciation of Dumas? Is it doo-mah or dum-ass or doo-mass or something else? These things are important

[JoeV93]

i think doo-mass my opinion though i would have thought it is.

[Bill of Shenfield]

I think its due-mass.