It's Steven.....

[The Town Crier]

 

 

...Ferguson, not Steve apparently.

 

Please make the appropriate changes to our site mr web-master

 

 

 

and if any of you guys are not ready to make a life changing decision, then don't call Steven, Steve, within ear-shot of the Original Mrs Ferguson

 

 

 

[Rick the Dick]

Are "Stevie", "Stevie-boy" & "Stee-vo" allowed?

 

 

[GazzaBTFC]

I don't dare watch...Thrice he shall suffer...

[The Town Crier]

Originally Posted By: Rick the Dick

Are "Stevie", "Stevie-boy" & "Stee-vo" allowed?

I'm quite happy with me bits and pieces where they Rick, so I'll be using his birth name of Steven when Mrs F is around

[Keith.P]

Wondered what this thread was about ! So read it and it got me thinking Tunes !

 

So....to the tune of (lord of the dance) - Steven has his tune!

 

Stee-ven, where-ever you may be,

We wanna know if yer wifes here today,

And if she aint, your gonna be "Steve",

Cos we're not posh in Bill-er-ricay !

[The Town Crier]

 

Keith you need to swap the word wife for mum, if his wife is anything like mine then she will be calling him worse things than a mispronunciations of his name.

[Brightside Bloke]

Looking forward to the tunes already Keith. Not sure if STEVEN is...

[GazzaBTFC]

Keith...anyone tell you, you have too much time on yer hands?

[BrightBlue]

But are you all sure thats it's Steven?? Perhaps it's Stephen??

[Keith.P]

Originally Posted By: BrightBlue

But are you all sure thats it's Steven?? Perhaps it's Stephen??

that's blown it wide open now

Right that's it - back to the drawing board ! Had a deep think about this scenario and so i think i have found our solution to our dilemma on whether to become posh or just stay plain simple

So, seeing as Mr R burbs has departed i feel we need to go with this tact which will -

A) Keep our "birth bits" in order
Not succumb us to being posh.

So....

What's that coming over the hill,
It's our Ferguson - It's SteveN Ferguson!

There, in true Del boy talk - Sacre bleu, mangetout ! Everyones a winner !

Mrs Ferguson is happy as she hears her husbands name quoted correctly - and we manage to stay posh free cos half us us can only remember a 2 liner!

[GazzaBTFC]

...And we're not vexed in trying to remember a new chant!!!

[jl]

Originally Posted By: Keith.P

Originally Posted By: BrightBlue

But are you all sure thats it's Steven?? Perhaps it's Stephen??

that's blown it wide open now

Right that's it - back to the drawing board ! Had a deep think about this scenario and so i think i have found our solution to our dilemma on whether to become posh or just stay plain simple

So, seeing as Mr R burbs has departed i feel we need to go with this tact which will -

A) Keep our "birth bits" in order
Not succumb us to being posh.

So....

What's that coming over the hill,
It's our Ferguson - It's SteveN Ferguson!

There, in true Del boy talk - Sacre bleu, mangetout ! Everyones a winner !

Mrs Ferguson is happy as she hears her husbands name quoted correctly - and we manage to stay posh free cos half us us can only remember a 2 liner!

#

How about.

Give us an S (S)
Give us a T (T)
Give us an E (E)
Give us a V (V)
Give us an E (E)
What have we got?
STEVEN!!

[Keith.P]

[quote=jl

 

How about.

 

Give us an S (S)

Give us a T (T)

Give us an E (E)

Give us a V (V)

Give us an E (E)

What have we got?

STEVEN!!

 

 

Lost for words JL - Simply lost for words !

[Blue fan]

How about.

 

Give us an S (S)

Give us a T (T)

Give us an E (E)

Give us a V (V)

Give us an E (E)

What have we got?

STEVEN!!

Its got to be Trigg on here JL,you must take your medication on time,