New Sponsor

[Rob_Butler]

The new sponsors of Margate football are JS Sainsbury PLC

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The club hope to collect "reward points" throughout the season in case their finishing total is not enough to avoid relegation.

[hangthedj]

Thats poor Rob, even by your standards.

[Boney Crisp]

Where did you get that one from Rob?

[michael]

Rob-really .

 

Has not your personal mention on todays Non League Today-page 8- not massaged your ego enough for one week ?

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

sounds like one of them jokes that you get out of a christmas cracker...... total crap!

[Boney Crisp]

Speaking of which are you writing those jokes for this coming xmas Annie? Or have you been laid off?

[Broadstairs Dave]

two guys lost in the jungle come acroos a tribe of cannibals.

its all right said the cannibal leader we only eat beans.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human beings

 

 

Sorry

 

[Greg_Dyke]

Apology accepted.

 

 

just don't let it happen again

[Cookie]

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.

 

An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

 

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.

 

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

 

'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the service-station attendant. 'Nothing,' the woman answered. 'I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.'

 

'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians don't use saddles.

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]