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The BBC has listed some of its favorite football chants it has heard this season. there are some good ones. the site can be found here

 

Leeds fans (to the tune of Kaiser Chiefs' Oh My God):

"Oh my God I can't believe it, we've never been this good away from home!"

(Admittedly not heard this weekend - Ed)

 

 

Jon Bon Jovi - massive Aliadiere fan

 

Middlesbrough (Bon Jovi's Living On A Prayer):

"Ohh! We're half way there! Ohh-ohh! Aliadiere!"

 

Man City (Pink Floyd's Another Brick In The Wall):

"We don't need no Phil Scolari,

We don't need Mourinho,

Hey! Thaksin! Leave our Sven alone!"

 

Bishop Stortford (Toni Basil's Hey Mickey - sung to St Albans goalkeeper Nick Eyre):

"Hey Nicky you're so fine, you're so fine, you're two behind, hey Nicky!"

 

Arsenal (The Jackson 5's Blame it on the Boogie):

"Don't blame it on Henry, don't blame it on the injuries, don't blame it on the referees, blame it on Eboue!"

 

Man Utd (Black Lace's Agadoo):

"Anderson-son-son, he's better than Kleberson,

Anderson-son-son, he's our midfield magician,

To the left to the right we'll dance the samba beat tonight,

He is class, our midfield brass, and he dumps on Fabregas!"

 

Newcastle (The Beatles' Let It Be):

"When we find ourselves in times of trouble, Kevin Keegan comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom, Geremi!"

 

Tottenham (Elvis Presley's The Wonder Of You):

"That's Ju-ande, Ju-ande Ramos!"

 

Everton (Black Lace/The Tweenies' Music Man):

"I am the Music Man. I come from far away. And I can play (what can you play?) I Play The Pienaar! Pi Pi Pi Pi Pienaaaaaar!"

 

Chester (The Outhere Brothers' Boom Boom Boom - to Simon Yeo):

"Boom, boom, boom, let me hear you say Yeo, Yeooo!" (Also used for Paul Mayo by Notts County fans - Ed).

 

Blackburn (Christmas standard Santa Claus Is Coming):

"You better watch out,

You better beware,

He's good on the ground and he's good in the air,

Santa Cruz is coming to town."

 

Newcastle (Happy Days theme tune):

"Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye

Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye

Thursday, Friday, Habib Beye

Saturday, Habib Beye, rocking all week with you!"

 

Man City (The Proclaimers' I'm Gonna Be (500 miles)):

"Oh you can freeze 500 million, and you can freeze 500 more, Cos Thaksin's got another billion underneath his bedroom floor, Shin-a-watra! Shin-a-watra!"

 

 

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?

"You're just a fat Paris Hilton."

Arsenal fans to Liverpool's Andriy Voronin.

 

"There's only one Tina Turner!"

Doncaster's big-haired Jason Price gets the treatment from Forest.

 

"You're just a fat Annie Lennox!"

No More I Love Yous from the Spurs fans to West Ham's Dean Ashton.

 

 

And on the bench for Eastleigh...

 

"There's only one Roland Browning."

Bognor Regis fans taunt Eastleigh sub Steve Watts.

 

"You're just a fat Kevin Doyle!"

Reading fans to Robbie Keane.

 

"He's big, he's Scouse, he looks like Mickey Mouse!"

Sheffield Wednesday fans take the mickey out of Franny Jeffers.

 

"You're supposed to be a gnome!"

Millwall fans to Northampton's pint-sized full-back Danny Jackman.

 

"Sit down, Pinocchio!"

Spurs fans to Boro boss Gareth Southgate.

 

 

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

"Oh when the beans,

Come out the tin,

Oh when the beans come out the tin,

You put the bread in the toaster,

Oh when the beans come out the tin."

Birmingham fanz meanz business at West Ham.

 

 

"Back already, Andy?"

 

"Andy Reid, plays left wing, he loves McDonalds and Burger King!"

Sunderland fans to their fast food hero.

 

"I'd rather be a sausage than an egg!"

More food fun with Birmingham fans.

 

"Swing low, sweet halibut!"

Grimsby supporters as news of England's win over Australia in the Rugby World Cup filters through.

 

 

GALLOWS HUMOUR

"Que sera sera,

Whatever will be, will be,

We're going to Forest Green,

Que sera sera."

Newly-relegated Wrexham fans against Hereford.

 

"Can we play you every week?"

Man City fans while 6-0 down to Chelsea.

 

"Can we play you every week?"

Man City fans while 7-0 down to Middlesbrough. Anyone spot a theme developing here? Ed.

 

"Easy! Easy! Easy!"

Man City fans when the score reached 8-1. That's answered that question - Ed.

 

"We're going down in a minute!"

Gillingham fans at Leeds.

 

"Who needs Mourinho, we've got Dave Pacio."

Droylsden fans get behind their manager as they finally win their first game of the season - at the 14th time of asking.

 

 

Watford fans had a rollercoaster season

 

"We should have stayed at the funfair."

Watford fans after going 2-0 down to Southend.

 

"Let's pretend we've scored a goal!"

Bradford City fans during a 3-0 home defeat to Accrington Stanley, followed by all participants going crazy.

 

 

BEST OF THE REST

"You don't know what you're doing!"

West Brom fans after a fan had his marriage proposal accepted by his girlfriend during half-time v Scunthorpe.

 

"Strawberry blond? You're having a laugh!"

Crystal Palace's ginger-haired midfielder Ben Watson gets a ribbing from QPR.

 

"Oh Kasper, whoah, whoh, oh,

Oh Kasper, whoah, whoh, oh,

He stands between our posts,

He's named after a ghost."

Cardiff fans to keeper Kasper Schmeichel.

 

"Does your livestock know you're here?"

Colchester fans to Norwich.

 

"Oh Moses, whoah oh-oh,

Oh Moses, whoah oh-oh,

He comes from Norbury,

He parted the Red Sea."

Victor Moses is highly rated at Crystal Palace.

 

 

Bill 'The Body' Oddie

 

"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, rub your beard all over my body! Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie..."

Reading fans against Derby - to the tune of Madonna's Erotica.

 

"We can see you washing up!"

Swindon fans to the occupants of the flats in the corners of Leyton Orient's ground.

 

"I love Tottenham more than you!"

Spurs fans to their loved ones back home while watching Tottenham on Valentine's Day in Prague.

 

"Jim Bullard, Bullard, He's better than Steve Gerrard, He's thinner than Frank Lampard, Jim Bullard, Bullard."

Fulham fans salute Jimmy Bullard.

 

"Are you Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in disguise?!"

Wrexham fans.

 

"Does your butler know you're here?"

West Ham to Fulham fans.

 

"We'll race you back to London!"

Arsenal fans to Man Utd during their 4-0 FA Cup defeat at Old Trafford.

 

"Can we play you every week?"

Havant & Waterlooville fans when 1-0 up against Liverpool at Anfield in the FA Cup.

 

"If Robin Hood was real, he'd be dead!"

Oldham supporters at Forest.

 

"We're the famous Tartan Army and we're here to save the snail."

Scotland fans in Paris.

 

"Vera's dead, Vera's dead, Vera's dead!"

West Ham fans away at Man City following the death of the character Vera Duckworth in Coronation Street.

 

"We can't see you sneaking out!"

Worcester City fans celebrate their abandonment at Nuneaton Borough when the floodlights failed with Nuneaton 2-0 up in the 82nd minute.

 

"You should have banked with The Woolwich!"

Derby fans to Northern Rock-sponsored Newcastle.

 

 

Put your right hand up if you have comedy facial hair

 

"It's neat, it's weird, it's Rafa's goatee beard!"

Liverpool fans salute Benitez's strange growth.

 

"You only sing at the Boat Race!"

Cambridge United fans to their Oxford counterparts.

 

"You should have gone Christmas shopping!"

Man City fans to Reading after going one-up.

 

"You only sing at your weddings!"

Hibs fans to their Gretna counterparts.

 

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2 Eduardo based chants....

 

Eduardo

ooooooooo

Eduardo

oooooooooooo

He was blessed with silky skills

Now he walks like Heather Mills

 

and, to the tune of Monster, by the Automatic

 

Whats that coming out of his sock ?

It's his ankle

It's his ankle

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