The BIG EVENT Saturday

[Cookie]

Sorry Jane. I couldn't keep my eyes of the Greek girls legs. Amazing! Reminded me of yours or was it Pageys.

 

I think its time or should I say long overdue that they had 12 or so NON-European judges voting on this rather than European countries. Would be more fair then.

Judging aside I enjoyed the banter from Terry again.Mind you it sounds like even he's had enough now.

And what about that sex on Eurovision!. Did you see that. Wogan had me in fits with his commentary of that.Hilarious.

 

Nite Nite all.

[cantos]

She wasn't Greek.

 

She was a yank.

[Cookie]

Well whatever nationality she is her legs were fab.I nearly had a Yank looking at them.

[Bitch]

I'd like to claim those legs as mine Cookie, but mine were over my ears at the time

[Cookie]

Disgusting. Wash your mouth out missus. You are worse than I am. No wonder you are called what you are. l.o.l

[Bitch]

I was blocking out the noise of the Eurovision with my thighs

 

What did you think i meant?

[cantos]

I couldn't hear a thing

[Cookie]

You know,you tease!

[Bitch]

It's at times like tonight i wish i had wooden legs. Splinters in my ears would have been preferable to that awful noise