Joey Barton

[Hornchurch "O"]

Joey Barton was sentenced to 6 months today.

[and1inthetree]

he's looking forward to being reunited with his family.

[Eastside Urchin]

and the rest of liverpool.Scouse to$$er

[Mr Happy]

Did you know that 85% of Liverpudlians have had sex in the shower?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The other 15% haven't been to prison yet!!!

 

Keep yer back against the wall Joey!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[blackballed]

 

 

 

A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.

 

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans.

 

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

 

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

 

"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.

 

The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?"

 

"I'm a West Ham United fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

 

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Hammers fan?"

 

"Because my mum and dad are from the East End, and my mum is a West Ham fan and my dad is a West Ham fan, so I'm a West Ham fan too!"

 

"Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a West Ham fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.

 

What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?"

 

"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."

 

 

 

 

CUN ON YOU IRONS..........in the shower that is

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

I understand that young Joey also has another court appearance very soon, for ABH on the training ground.

 

That could carry a 2 year sentence I believe!

[Mr Happy]

Trouble is, with this sentence the little s4it will be out in three months which means that all he will miss will be his holidays. I wonder whether the court case was timed especially to coincide with the end of the season!!!???

[Greg_Dyke]

Violent offenders generally serve 2/3rds of their sentences, before being eligible for parole.

 

 

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

So 4 months then?

[Greg_Dyke]

pending his other case and good behaviour in the nick

[Hornchurch "O"]

2 year sentence. That's nearly longer than Blackballed's joke

[blackballed]

sorryoooooooooo..........I forgot about the hubcaps..